Dean SpANUS

Daddy gave me a football team, but I really have no idea what I am doing. Never won the Super Bowl, failed in San Diego, currently failing in Los Angeles.

[Dean SpANUS @DeanSpanus]

@SanMan19811 That’s a fact! We’re not capable of winning, but our NFL ATM keeps spitting out money. That’s all we really care about. It certainly isn’t about our fans. Everyone knows we don’t have many of those.

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It's total fucking bullshit, ok? We're not going to the playoffs. We're not going anywhere.

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@QView32 The fans never, ever mattered. All that mattered was me and all the other SpANUS leeches getting to keep riding this gravy train daddy bought us.

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@DavePalet Everybody knows that I am not a member.

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@DavePalet I approve of this post.

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@PChargers619 @SeanThomas39 @tylitetony18 @Noogatuck @Chargers @BrendenDaut Thanks! Hometown pride is overrated. Loyalty to an organization who shed your city like an old pair of shoes seems more reasonable.

[Dean SpANUS @DeanSpanus]

@leisurefriar Did someone say FREE?

[Dean SpANUS @DeanSpanus]

@Jpfmsd619 @fightforsd The NFL is all about family. But like you said, lots of families have that one deadbeat who takes advantage of the rest of the family. We’re that one family member in the NFL.

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What’s that guy’s name who was fired by the Astros? Maybe I need to bring him in. Lord knows we’ll never win by being better than everyone else. Cheating might be our only chance.

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@coachmac1928 @Torregiani @Chargers @mpotter74 I had no choice. My only other option was to get something done myself, like every other owner in the league. It’s way easier being a leech.

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@BatechMatthew @ArashMarkazi I’m glad Fabiani did his job and fans like you continue to have my back.

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@hacksaw1090 HolY cow! How did my team not make this poll?

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I’ve seen it said that the NFL is an idiot proof business. I’m testing that claim.

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@TODDSTRAINNBCSD @fightforsd @footballnightsd @jmt619 I’m pleased that some stations in San Diego still cover us. Surprised, but pleased. Don’t you guys know that told your city I didn’t want them and have tried to act like we’ve never been there?

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@EMP_Steelehead @fightforsd None of this is about the players, it’s about my family having as much money as possible, and doing as little as possible. It’s the SpANUS way!

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@MartyCaswell No, no Philip, don’t you remember the talking points: fans didn’t support us in San Diego, we had no choice, we had to move. It had nothing to do with my incompetence and Mark Fabiani shitting on anything anybody said.

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@meek858 @Torregiani Arash is one of our best shills.

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@Torregiani Hot dogs and tattoos cost money, and I couldn’t get Mr. Kroenke to pay for them.

[Dean SpANUS @DeanSpanus]

@little_spanos One day maybe my great, great, great grandchildren will know what it’s like to have a home field advantage.

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@suckforla Remember when we realeased him?

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@tbearde I HAD to move to L.A., it was the only place where another owner would foot the bill for me. You didn’t expect me to get a stadium deal done on my own did you?