Dean Wagman

Software Engineer

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Pizza delivery guy just said "you guys have a great night" Feeling like a fat-ass... 😑

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had a dream that I hung out with Bad Bunny; he was as cool as I thought he was.

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@Midway_Mayhem Holy cow that bunny hop is going to be crazy

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Every Nintendo Direct game feels like
“Fire Dragon Blade: Fallen Kingdom”

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I’ve read so much discourse on this abortion situation. I’ve listened to both sides and have read hundreds of debates. The only logical conclusion I can draw is pro-life.

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@Doctor_Disney Is this supposed to be Monsters inc headquarters?

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@alisha_hg Grocery shopping has gone from something I hate doing every day, to something I look forward to every week. Have you had a genuine upbeat conversation with a grocery worker? Huge quality of life upgrade.

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@alisha_hg God forbid you need deodorant; which is locked up, taking 10 minutes to get an employee to help you. And customer service is shit.

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@Skeletondance0o They also don’t live up to hype of a place like Mythos was. I had lunch at Blue Dragon and was disappointed in the quality of the food. I’m not hard to please, but I expected better quality food than what I got. Felt like a quick service restaurant.

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All gender bathrooms WITH urinals >>>

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@crazyparkguy I’m having a hard time understanding this. Shouldn’t the photo op be the actual parks? Why would anyone want to stop a few miles from the park to take a photo? Why would Disney want to build this?

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@EllTee2817 @gofishh77 The paradox here where you would have less salad instead

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@ParkObsession

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@SawyerMerritt These are great, but confusing to figure out how to park and charge as there are correct and incorrect sides to charge on. The solution is a collection of ugly stickers telling you the correct and incorrect sides.

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@mweinbach Hear me out, how about you just help him

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We had a girl with Tourette’s in our college marching band. She would tick during serious silent moments on the field. These people STRUGGLE through life.

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@signulll Nighthawks 1942, Edward Hopper

He was a prominent American artist that documented these feelings in what’s called American Realism.

Wikipedia: https://t.co/L3P4iCKzsy

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@GovPressOffice Homophobia from the Governor of California y’all

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Something's going wrong with ChatGPT. I'm asking for mock ups and it's showing me random real images from real places and apps, that are completely irrelevant and calling them it's own, quite explicitly.

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So if we have super intelligence everywhere, is there a world where my watch cures cancer?