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[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Call boys the wrong name to remind them how unimportant they are.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I didn’t appreciate or take advantage of the abundance of authentic top tier pho while we were in Vietnam and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Travelling doesn’t have many cons, but missing all the dishes you ate while overseas is one of them.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Everyone my age being asleep and unreachable by 10pm is criminal.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Low-key the only good thing about possibly getting dementia is re-watching the twilight series.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Bring back Gidget 2.0 @tacobell

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Am I the only one who is sick of children having mullets?

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I’m so glad I have 90% of my shit together. I could be doing SO much worse.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Religion’s only real perk? The stat holidays.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I don’t know how many more tanked group introductions I can handle. Nothing humbles me more.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

The masculine urge to attend a @powerslap event is overcoming me.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

If it wasn’t for school shootings, I wouldn’t believe America had an education system.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I genuinely love buying my girlfriend gifts. Like no sweet baby angel you save all your money, I’ll buy you everything you want and need without you asking, and then some.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Unpopular opinion: Visiting an all inclusive in Mexico doesn’t count as “travelling”.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

@SUBWAYCanada Have you guys considered bringing back the roasted chicken breast? I’d be a loyal customer again?

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I have no chill when it comes to holidays and celebrations. The amount of joy I get spoiling my girlfriend is immense.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

To put how short life is into perspective, at 31 years old, I likely only have about 50ish summers left, and that’s if I’m lucky.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

I could easily live off spaghetti and caesar salad.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

@AirCanada @johnny199r You guys are greedy.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Imagine paying hundreds for a plane ticket only to find out you can’t even bring ONE carry-on for free. And then wanting hundreds more for a single bag. Be sure to avoid @WestJet at all costs fam.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

Is it normal to not want to see any of our friends or family right away after getting home after being away for 40 days? Asking for myself, because I just want to decompress and enjoy home with my pets.

[deanecarlson @DeaneCarlson]

@WestJet A basic fair should come with basic amenities. What’s next? Standing “seats”? It wasn’t always like this. You’d think a 5 billion dollar company could afford to allow each passenger to bring on one bag (under 7kg). As virtually every other basic flight allows.