DeAngelo Maestas

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

girl, the jungle

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[sixty @sixtyvari0us]

he’s mine now.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Never deleting this app

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Neeva Gang 2.0 @PunishedGramsci]

Oh it's over over.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This painting is from 1951 when the marginal tax rate for the top .1% was 91%.

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Anyone else can’t stop thinking about how much PTO these people must have for being able to stay here so long for the World Cup?

[jezz @JezziiB]

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

Liberals are saying Trump’s Iranian Peace Deal is a thousand times worse than Obama’s deal.

Do the math. The 300 billion Trump is giving them is only 175 times more than the 1.7 billion Obama gave them. Adjusted for inflation, that makes this deal only 100 times worse.

Liberals love to exaggerate.

[Robert (infra 🏛️⌛️) @infraa_]

$1,920 per American worker

You tired of winning yet?

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Remember a few weeks ago when someone said that the right wing cared more about the environment than leftists

[Vril Nye @VrilNyeX]

“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”