Deaniemonster

Eater of Cakes, Explorer, Mind Geek, Wandering Minstrel Wannabe... Occasional Monster..

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@yourbus Do you know happened to the 17:45 & 17:55 Y36 Buses? Big queue of people waiting outside John Lewis for a bus, all unhappy.

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

What is going on here? I've been waiting for a Y36 to turn up for 30mins, then sat on one outside Vic Centre for 15mins. Not very good.

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

hmm...

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

Had a good day, lovely eve, nice cold pint in hand, but England Cricket team making me quite cross #awfulbattingagain #IanBellWhy?

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

First day in new job... Fun... but I can see it's going to be hard work resisting the treat drawer #stopeatingcakenexttome

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

We should drop players that get out to consistently poor shots #bbccricket

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

Can someone remove my sweet tooth? It's really starting to ache and I'm trying to be good!

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@alovelyrabbit Careful you don't lop an ear off, my clippers are very sharp!

[Bryan Appleyard CBE @BryanAppleyard]

If you suddenly become aware of the improbable spelling of the word 'eighth' you grind to a complete halt and have to lie down.

[Mark Kermode @KermodeMovie]

@simonmayo Remember, Oxford and Cambridge are where people go if they failed to get into Manchester.

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

*happy sunshine face*

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@alovelyrabbit

Hehe.. Thanks! The first things I need are some glasses to make me look smarter and a book on speech writing! *gulp*

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@ecb_cricket

Can you send Cook on a 'creative leadership' course please.

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@aggerscricket @jvoneinem

Brainless bowling from Finn in particular, uninspired safety first captaincy, opportunity wasted by Eng #Ashes

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

has spent the last few wonderful days at Rabbit's house

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

Wendy Davis is a great woman #SB5

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

@alovelyrabbit Hehe... I'm surprised they've let me in, I only got a B- in my 'scaring people half to death 'M' level!

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

Surely with Trott gone it's time to be bold and bring Morgan in for the last 15 overs? No.. That'd be adventurous. #BoringEngland

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

England seem to be trying to bore Australia out of the game #tediouscricket #awfultactics

[Deaniemonster @Deaniemonster01]

Monster Birthday today! Off to a mysterious woodland to meet a Rabbit... #megaexcited