Dean Smith

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@MaryKayCabot Weapons!

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@soupdraw I'm afraid this is 100% correct. This show is passing boring off to "Shameless" fans as high art.

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TWO people not being able to figure out "NECKLINES AND H_MLINES" ruined Will's (im)perfect game. Christ... #wheeloffortune

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@VIGOCHAofficial ...and then guessing "K" on Staring out at the ocean... smh

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Will is turning in an all-time worst #wheeloffortune performance in history. "Treat yourself a sausage" and guessing "K" on "_ I _ E-STAR" is breaking our hearts...

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@h0llypocket It's hard when one faces their own grotesqueness for the first time. I'm here for you, offering a deformed shoulder to cry ugly tears on.

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@h0llypocket Every damn time I look in the mirror, I'm staring at a monstrosity that should have been floated down river at birth through cracked glass.

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@h0llypocket Absolutely THIS. We are like fucked up hill people. Those of us who don't live underground make our homes beneath bridges. Like products of unions between Gorgons and Elephant Men, if the two were brother and sister...

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@h0llypocket She is months away from her temporary driver's permit. Fuuuuck...

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@h0llypocket To see Sabrina Carpenter, that is.

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@h0llypocket I just spent an hour and a half this morning going to Ticketmaster pre-sale war so that my teenage daughter could score two seats... in Brooklyn.

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Nathan's, the ONLY reason anyone outside of Coney Island ever reached for your dogs over Eckrich or Oscar Mayer is because @joeyjaws made your contest must-see TV.

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Major League Eating and USA Women's Basketball are both making inexplicable, Bud Light-level decisions. #wnba #mle #nathanshotdogs

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@Brodiesmith21 A three-time World Champion has come out of retirement after seven years, and it isn't front page news on every disc golf site, including https://t.co/wKfTbwIJ0b?! Laughable.

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@JCorneliusBuie Agreed. COVID and fecal matter all over those buttons. Best to just leave the next guy a "gotdayum!" and pre-flush.

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@jessematheny_ Eh, maybe. But Yogesh wasn't waiting in the T.O.C. to give you a hug. He's there to eat hearts, not pretend everyone is splitting winnings.

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All this hugging BS on #Jeopardy has got to go. Bitterness and hard feelings are truer expressions from a vanquished intellectual.

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BIG BOYS!!!
#TrojanTrue
#ALLIN
#OneDayBetter
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