Deanna

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Tonight Paolo learned that peanut butter is brown.
“What color did you think it was?”
“Peanut butter green.”

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion What if I tried to stop you?

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion All good things 😬

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Little does he know yoga can also be a work out.

[Paolo Carrion @Paolo_Carrion]

I THOUGHT PILATES WAS LIKE YOGA

I WAS PREPARED TO RELAX

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

They said we weren’t ready to get married. They were right. Neither of us know how to fold fitted sheets. Please help.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Ah yes. Nothing like a good ol' tornado drill to jar you awake. Very good. Yes. I wasn't freaking out and rapidly googling what the flip was going on. Now that my life isn't in any immediate danger I will have breakfast thank you very much. #ImFromColorado #notUsedToTornadoDrills

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

I’ve only read 1 comic in my life, but you can bet I will buy this and read it many times!

[Dark Horse Comics @DarkHorseComics]

Return to the world of James Cameron's Avatar in January 2019 in new original comic series, Avatar: Tsu'tey's Path! https://t.co/1mXEQGxFME
A heroic tale, set during the original @officialavatar, by @Sherri_L_Smith, @JanDuursema_art, Dan Parsons, Wes Dzioba, covers @wheatley_doug

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion Maybe you’re just a picky eater

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Leia: I love you
Han Solo: I know

Me: I love you
Paolo: ha. Nerd

Close enough

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Just when you thought hotel waffles couldn’t get any better, remember that there are hotel waffle breakfast sandwiches. You’re welcome.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

Have you ever gotten tongue tied and accidentally called yourself ugly?

No?

Just me?

Okay then...

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

*Walks into aquarium*

Kid: I think they have cheetahs here. Because it’s tropical!

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

I know someone who doesn’t eat vegetables often. He called an ear of corn a cob of corn. Cute.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

My dad just asked Alexa for directions. He owns an iPhone.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion Have you tried turning it off and then back on?

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

That’s fine. Come get them when you need them.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

True love is when your fiancé sends you his last fruit snack in the mail. Oh and a 1 lb bag of sour gummy worms.

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion I just burnt bacon. Are you sure you're ready to get married to me?

[Deanna @Deanna_H3]

@Paolo_Carrion Some say “love at first sight”, but really it was “love at first sound.”