Dean Cohen

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@australian Cryogenically frozen? Well it seems the solution is simple - fire.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@LfcNuel Xabi hit a rough patch of form. After a couple of months, Rafa dropped him to the 21s and wanted to replace him with Gareth Barry.

Xabi felt that Rafa was pushing him out. Club backed Rafa and Madrid were willing to pay big.

We missed out on Barry to City and got Aquilani.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@Nick_SO @crybabybtzzz Thx started watching it now. Some seriously C grade production. Makes it better.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@DOGE__news Ymf

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@Ryanbabel 4-1 PSG

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@LivEchoLFC @IanDoyleSport Nice pick of Slot borrowing Waturu's mouthguard!

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@DjokerNole Australians are known to be witty and irreverent with their humour.

As a fellow Australian, I feel this buffoon owes Novak and the rest of Australia an apology. He insults my country with such poorly executed jokes.

A nobody insulting a possible GOAT never will land.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@SkySportsPL @lozcast This is a masterclass in making obvious observations sound like a hot take.

The only unique claim is that they will move one of Gravenberch or MacAllister. This one is the only one which is ridiculous.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@toto_lewis @abcnews But that isn't negative gearing.

The problem is portfolios of loss-making properties used as "deductions" on a person's income tax.

All the while your property isn't actually making a loss as the asset is wildly appreciating.

I use NG, but think it's stupid.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@empireofthekop "Solid" was a compliment for Grav last season.

This season is totally unfair. He has been better than that today.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@TheRedmenTV Ordinarily, I'd say it was unfair to arbitrarily pull Quan. Slot said he wasn't thinking tactics at half. Bringing Konate doesn't seem a footballing change.

It was a message to 10 others in red.

Quan has a great attitude, he wil feed off this.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@Watch_LFC Well said 👏👏👏

Some fans have lost the plot!

Clark and Carvalho are going to be 5th+ choices (you didn't mention Jones or Grav either).

Id like us to hold onto Bajcetic given we are light in specialist 6s.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@_pauljoyce He is too good to be getting the odd 5-10 mins or some Carabao cup game. Not quite there yet to be a regular.

Perfect move for him to play and make a name for himself!

Perfect move for LFC to get some cash and insert some future clauses. Might even see him back.

👏👏👏

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC I've done my bit to help this transfer along!

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@_pauljoyce @TimesSport Why do I feel like this is a Tchouemeni situation. I hope I'm wrong!!!!

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@empireofthekop We have lost a serious amount experience in midfield with Fab, Milner, Hendo and Thiago leaving over the last two summers.

Rabiot or Kimmich type player is such a no brainer for me. Endo and one other older head is good for balance.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@empireofthekop I think the French lad made sense at 19. He won't walk into the team (here or Madrid).

The Italian lad looks more developed and will want to be first choice somewhere. IMO he doesn't look to be on Konate's level yet. He'd be second choice at best.

It's a hard sell.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@starboyorlando_ 🥛

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@Mobyhaque1 100m to a Ukrainian club for a player who played 30 games for them is outrageous.

I guess we shouldn't ask questions about it - Ukraine and all.

Even if Wirtz is worth 130m, he has played 100+ games in Germany won trophies and 20 games for a top tier nation.

Seems legit.

[Dean Cohen @Deano336]

@AnythingLFC_ @dohertyjackk Can someone confirm this is true:

"Jack Doherty is an American YouTuber and social media personality born on October 8, 2003. Doherty is best known for his pranks and marker-flipping content"

We are a doomed civilisation if this triggered child is famous for marker flipping.