Dean Marks

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

An atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter all walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

The tides have turned. I'm building a bridge you cant burn down. :) Happy Friday all!!!!

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Chicks matching purses to clothes but cant match babies to daddy's... no words

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

You can say all you want about peadophiles, at least they drive slowly past schools... LOL

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Its very important to make sure you watch the sun rise atleast once a day...

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Okay im not usually like this but really girl, i dont see no 'nerd' in those pictures, all i see is a slut who stole 3D glasses.

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Relationships are tempting but so was the titanic and look what happened to that....

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Dance untill your feet hurt,sing untill your lung hurts...act untill your william hurts....

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Heres to the kids who know the difference between there,their and they're...

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

when im in the car and a sad song comes on,i always try stare out the window and act it out

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

bedroom light flickers:1% electricity problem..99% demons

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

I didnt run into anyone i know today..guess whos wearing the same clothes tommorrow whoop whoop!!!

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

When an ex says "lets be friends",its almost like a kidnapper saying "we'll keep in touch

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who called a teacher "mom" a few times

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you there?? Thats god playing sims,he just canceled your action.

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Always remember you are unique.just like everyone else

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Yeah relationships are nice but have you tried miracle whip??

[Dean Marks @DeanoMarks]

Woman be like: Im to classy to watch porn...Yeaaahhh but you not shy to read the fuck out of it. #fiftyshadesofgrey