Lord Dean

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!

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@clownworld The Jellyfish

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@80s_Kidz Fruit of the Loom

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@clownworld WTF is that guys accent? It’s a mix of Irish, Indian and complete c*nt!

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@Michael1979 @JohnCena To maximise your chances of securing @JohnCena for this movie, I would suggest pitching alternative roles for him. One could be an awkward bus conductor called Blakey who is always trying to catch the driver in compromising positions with the female staff at the depot.

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A massive shout out to the @Dominos_UK workers who were kept safe by not having to make half & half pizzas during Covid.

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@Michael1979 @JohnCena If @JohnCena doesn’t get back to you (I’d be amazed if he doesn’t), I would pitch this to @carolvorders. Reckon this is right up her strasse!

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Happens on Nextdoor too 🙄

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@ATRightMovies

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@Marvelwhest1 @HumansNoContext 1. All the rest are F and not f.

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@cctvidiots AirPod = 5
Person = 5
Watch = 2

AirPod+person wearing pair of AirPods & watch x watch = ?

5 + 17 x 2 = 39

I think I need a life!

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@ATRightMovies

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@ianmiles Considering he probably didn’t wash his hands when he last took a dump, I think it’s a hard pass!

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@NoContextHumans Excuse me miss drive thru worker, can I put my cock in your arse?

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@MrMcManBun Alright Harold Shitmum!

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@OC I once served Ice-cream to @sean_m_maguire in Alfonso’s Ice-cream parlour in Lakeside shopping centre.

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@darrengrimes Disgusting skew of data. 46% of people are Christian where as 54% is all other religions combined. Christians are not a minority but unfortunately that does not fit your narrative.

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@fesshole @Michael1979 You might as well of signed your name under this! 🙄

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@nick_kapur @dailyportalz @Michael1979 Japan has stolen all of your fancy dress ideas!! 😡 😡

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@bmay @DownloaderBot

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@DHurleybooks Freddie Sears would make a surprise entrance and shock the world!