Dear Abby

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Staying in touch. #SaferAtHome

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@thelaceylondon Let me in! I'm FREEZING!

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@thelaceylondon Hoping we won't have lightning ..

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@Sciencenature14 Freaky!

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@thelaceylondon What a tangled web they weave ..

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@thelaceylondon Couldn't decide where to live.
So ...

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@MatthewCoast You're half right. (Just kidding.)

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@thelaceylondon "Dad, can I borrow the truck?"

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@lynnsweet How horrible! I am glad you're OK,
Lynn.

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@Banned_Bill PLEASE tell me this is a joke. And the band played him off?

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@thelaceylondon Shut up and deal aleady!

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@MarkHamill Mother of the Year!

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@thelaceylondon Mmm .. There's no E in pussy...

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@thelaceylondon "You're not a bitch to me, Honey .."

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@thelaceylondon Don't leave me. You promised!

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@SamOnTV He made it worse. Unbelievable
bad judgment and bad taste.

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@thelaceylondon Requiem for a dead cat burglar.

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@thelaceylondon Contemplating going on a diet.

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@thelaceylondon When's dinnet?

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@thelaceylondon "You promised to cover the white."

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@thelaceylondon OK, so where is the sandbox?