Alyssa the Relentless

Hufflepuff 🦡 Always down for food 🍔🌮🍕I will break my neck and throw ass at every show I attend🤘🏼RΞZZBIAN🖖🏼There’s always money in the banana stand 🍌

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

when will people wake up to the fact that autism is not a behavior or personality disorder and therefore cannot be fixed with “just try harder.” in fact the “trying harder” is what often pushes autistic people to burnout & meltdowns that gets everyone’s panties in a twist.

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

I would literally go volunteer to clean the reflection pool, it’s so sad to see what’s happening to it. I’ve been there a few times in my life and it was really cool to experience

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

I really be saying the most unhinged shit to racist and homophobes

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

@fabiiihartmusic Blast that hoe 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 let’s roll up and heckle her every time she leaves her house and work, give her no peace, knock all her food out of her hand when she goes to eat, make her rue the day

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Learned I’m more on the experienced scale when it comes to fasting because of the way I eat already so that’s pretty cool.

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Don’t come for my gays unless you want me coming for you! I won’t tolerate your hate 🙅🏻‍♀️

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

@spaceycaseyy 😲

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

I really want my anxiety to get under control. I really don’t know what to do about it.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You actually reduce crime by eliminating poverty. You reduce crime with universal healthcare, public housing, livable wages, and free college. You reduce violence by creating happy, healthy communities that aren’t constantly fighting over basic needs and material resources.

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Staying in my lane and getting hot is the only thing on my agenda, starting the era of ✨M E✨ if you don’t align with what my bigger picture is for me and my kids, then you gotta just move to the side

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Someone called asking if we had the ufc fight and I said no, no one here has paramount. I absolutely do but I would rather have zero people in this bar than to watch any bullshit happening at the White House with that mess of a man.

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Thankful for the rain but damn, all the outfitters are closed 😭😭😭

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

I need everyone and their mother to come to the bar tonight

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Start my 75 hard journey tomorrow, nervous and excited

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

Welp won’t be going to that doctors office because I just called the receptionist a dumb bitch for being rude to me the entire time after my 7 minute hold 🙃

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Alyssa the Relentless @DearAlyssaRae]

@spaceycaseyy FOMO ✅