DearBAE

Dear Bono and Edge: Fake Bono and Fake Edge answer your burning questions.

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

Beloved readers! We are back with a new column in which we justify our outrageous seven year gap between albums and become wistful while talking about cigarettes. We also explain this charming illustration.--Fake Bono
https://t.co/EeRsCFRoSR
#achtoonbaby #U2 #U2fam #bono #theedge

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 Proud of ya, love.—Fake Bono

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@PJDeU2 @achtoonbaby Listen, we have multiple properties in the States, and we compose all of our columns and posts inside Achtoon Tower, so, respectfully, we don’t know what your problem is.—Love, Fake B and E

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@cc_paige Ahhh, you know the ones, don’t you, Carlene?—Fake Bono

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Fake Edge and Fake Myself have returned to answer your questions! In our column titled "Healthy Sexuality," we have tips on how to weather cold and flu season, along with exciting news about a Joshua Tree sexual wellness retreat.—Fake Bono
https://t.co/tLqDu3aEtr
#u2

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 @achtoonbaby You've always bean such a good comrayde.--Fake Bono

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@PJDeU2 @achtoonbaby Such a quaint colloquialism, PJ.—Fake Bono

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"Beloved readers! Fake Edge and Fake Myself are back with another blockbuster column, where we address the following issues: Edge's memoir, a startling Eno revelation, and my INCANDESCENT RAGE. Join us, won't you?"--Fake Bono

https://t.co/KOZcsT73cr

#U2 #achtoonbaby #U2fam

[achtoonbaby @achtoonbaby]

💥NEW ACHTOON!💥

Bono and Edge make a decision about the next tour that will send shockwaves through the U2 fandom.

https://t.co/JawZZWbOVU

#U2 #U2fam #bono #theedge #achtoonbaby #U2UVSPHERE @U2

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

The best stuff happens in the replies.—Fake Edge

#u2 #u2fam #achtoonbaby

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@achtoonbaby @kellyeddington @PJDeU2 @U2 And Fake Bono and Fake Edge.

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@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 He gets like that after he’s been scolded. There there, Edge.—Fake Bono

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

Beloved readers! We are back with a new column in which we justify our outrageous seven year gap between albums and become wistful while talking about cigarettes. We also explain this charming illustration.--Fake Bono
https://t.co/EeRsCFRoSR
#achtoonbaby #U2 #U2fam #bono #theedge

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 I wish I had one. I don’t even have a butt chin.—Fake Edge, who is sorry for any Brussels sprouts-related inconvenience.

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 I’ve been told that I have both a butt chin and a boob chin, so yes.—FB

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@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 e.g. your profile pic.—Fake Bono

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@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 (Listen to her bossing us around, Edge.)—Fake Bono

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 Now, see, that was Fake Edge’s idea. He wanted a healthy snack. I was still working on my Kit Kat.—Fake Bono

[DearBAE @DearBAEatu2]

@PJDeU2 @Deirdre223 PJ has a pretty profile pic.—Fake Bono

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@Zoe2u2 We only work on our column when the spirit moves us, so we aren’t the most consistent writers. But when we manage to put our heads together, we try to give our readers what they want.—Fake Edge

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@PJDeU2