Dear Black Woman

DearBlackWoman, is a blog dedicated to Celeb gossip, wacky photos and general answers about life answered from a position of black woman-ness

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@HunBeeBuzz Terrible taste. Awful adolescent taste.

[Dear Black Woman @DearBlackWoman1]

@HunBeeBuzz There was a group of folks who were trying to create a pipeline out that got double crossed (?) and as a result the whole lot got kicked. Was a truly terrifying time but you recognize that the power is not real and only stretches so far. I think there should be a support group.

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@EROSooc @HunBeeBuzz @wingsofereri28 I hated the shopping channel. I didn’t need the shopping channel if we were having a quick conversation about clothes pins. But we would be directed to the other place. The control was in the stratosphere.

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@HunBeeBuzz The disgusting pink Whitney.

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@Kissa3080 You know it's gon be less with words and more with side eyes, smirks and grunts. Maybe one "ain't that a bitch."

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Listen, I don't even care about Bianca. I'm jut glad it won something. Otherwise it was going to be a silent ass night. #GoldenGlobes

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OH...well. Ain't that something. #GoldenGlobes

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Black people: WE JUST GOT MACKLEMORED. If slavey can't win, WE ARE DOOMED. #GoldenGlobes

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Can you imagine the convo Steven, Chiwetel and Idris gon have in the VIP Spot at the afterparty. Mang. CAN YOU IMAGINE?! #GoldenGlobes

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Was weird everybody else was Mister. RT@NaniCoolJ Matthew McCoogleywho can't pronounce Ejiofor and Elba or something? #GoldenGlobes

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Don't get me wrong. I love Matthew. He's my dude. And he just channeled Kevin Hart. But I'm sorely pissed. #GoldenGlobes

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Okay listen: If Chiwetel doesn't win, something will be badly wrong with HFPA. No, seriously. #GoldenGlobes

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@SnarkysMachine Apparently so. Apparently so.

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#GoldenGlobes is showing y'alls asses. We all gon look puzzled tonight. In the name of all things good and holy! HOW NOW?!

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Chris Hemsworth could get it on each day of the week. But only short term because Fassy is my main dude. #GoldenGlobes

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The way they had Reese describe 12 Years? As a interesting marker in American history?! WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT?! WHO DID. #GoldenGlobes

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Highly ironic that it's Reese doing the intro to 12 Years. Just interesting. #GoldenGlobes

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Leo was practicing this damn speech. NOT ONE DAMN NERVE. Why ladies gotta be nervous? Let me be a dude so I can talk right. #GoldenGlobes

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Nevermind...this is comedy. I retract my goddamn daggers. #GoldenGlobes