SHOCKING: The night before World Day Against Child Labour (June 12th), Carney announced he was scrapping the core office that investigates companies involved in child slavery. Unbelievable.
Breaking news:
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, Premier Mark Carney said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of math instruction.
‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'
‘They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns” but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.”
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Carney said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister.
O Canada! 😂
Une crise cardiaque ne prévient pas toujours comme dans les films. Pas de douleur brutale en coup de poignard systématique.
Parfois, le corps murmure ses alertes bien avant le choc.
Voici 10 signes discrets (mais vitaux) qui montrent que votre cœur appelle à l'aide.🧵
Le Québec a perdu le contrôle d'au moins quatre projets informatiques majeurs en santé, entraînant un dépassement de coûts d'un demi-milliard de dollars. Du fameux DSN, au SIFA, en passant par le portail Votre Santé et l'orchestrateur de rendez-vous, je vous résume tout ça.
«C'est une politisation directe de la réglementation, qui est pourtant mise en place pour protéger le public», dénonce la professeure en santé environnementale à l'Institut national de la recherche scientifique (INRS), Maryse Bouchard. #polqc#canpoli
@SBelangerCAQ Question: Est-ce que le médecin traitant du jeune a avisé les parents et le jeune homme des effets négatifs de l'utilisation des boissons énergisantes et sa médication?
Canadians have sent 240,000 postcards to senators urging them to oppose Liberal Bill C-9.
Until this morning, the Senate was hiding these postcards in a warehouse in Gatineau. This morning, they were moved to a Senate room, but they still aren't being delivered to senators.
Zełenski nie wie, co się stało z 200 miliardami dolarów pomocy otrzymanej z USA i UE.
Jeszcze raz - 200 miliardów!!!
Rozkradli 200 miliardów dolarów pomocy od USA i państw UE!
Rozumiecie, że to złodzieje!
I że nie powinni otrzymać od nas ani złotówki?!
@Tablesalt13 If they are not happy with the way they are treated, why don't they cross the floor, sit as independant or resign?
Stop the whining and control your life and face the consequences.
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