Chels🏳️‍🌈

I’m a legends queen 👑

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

Not to suck not own tiddie or anything but I’m the Shit & i have a great personality & i deserve so much fucking happiness in this life

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

My wife: Why do you get so angry so fast??
Me: …ummm.. babe I’m bipolar
Wife: oh yeah i forgot 🤷🏽‍♀️
Me: 🙃🫠

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

Guys measure their 🍆, girls measure their eyelashes. we are NOT the same 🤣

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

Tis the season for spooky dookies 💩👻🎃

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

Ready for @machinegunkelly’s concert 🥵 das baby daddy 🫦

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

My wife literally just said to me, “if i was on a ventilator, i want you to keep me on it if i can still feel pleasure” LIKE WHAT 🤣

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

We cute i promise 😭

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

We’re watching Rhythm + Flow rn & all i wanna ask is @iamcardib can you join my wife & I as a throuple 😭 okuuurrrttt

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@carssonfaith

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

My baby & I August 13th! can’t waaait

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

So far OBSESSED with MGK’s new album 🤤😍

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@kayla_whitcomb 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@kayla_whitcomb just thinking about your gross obsession for ranch at almost 4am

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

#NewProfilePic

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@kayla_whitcomb

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

Just reminiscing on the time 4 years ago @kayla_whitcomb & i drove home in an ice storm & she literally peed all over her drivers seat Bc she missed the McDonald’s cup.

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@granddayy @97SlTES How do you do this 😭 I’ve been trying to figure it out but i can’t

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@kayla_whitcomb 😭

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

I’m really over repeating myself to everyone.

[Chels🏳️‍🌈 @DearChelsea23]

@kayla_whitcomb Wait what