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Let me give you some advice. You won’t have asked for it, but I’ll give it anyway. *You’ll thank me in the long run (*you won’t).

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@english_stee @TheRealJamieKay Such language. So much for ‘our protecting women and girls’. You are clearly not a well bought up young man. I do hope you don’t speak to your Mum/Wife/Girlfriend/Daughter or niece like that. Tsk..

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@Framingexpert @UK_Dispatch_ @Vmartine1905 @reformexposed It’s a turn of phrase I made up, similar to ‘wolf in sheeps clothing’

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@UK_Dispatch_ You ok, babes?

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@english_stee @TheRealJamieKay Oh, English, I suspect you do not fully understand the word ‘beautiful’. What were you trying to say? Let me assist, I have a English Language CSEl

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@UK_Dispatch_ Can you not think for yourself?

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@UK_Dispatch_ @reformexposed Oh Sweetie, he’s a con man, a grifter, a ‘man of the people’ in a Saville Row suit. You have been misled, radicalised by promises he cannot keep. He cares not one jot about you. I wish you the best, but he not it.

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@floboflo @QuimHarry I am (sort of),how can I help Harry?

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@ConHome Wait, there is no ‘………….. ‘ party?

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@trussliz Oh the irony, in this heat…..I have no energy to laugh out loud. Go get a proper job you freeloading waste of space….

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@EleanorBigby @LBC @NickFerrariLBC Eleanor…are you ok? Or is your head too far up Mr Forrages derrière to be able to form a coherent response.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Is this the best you have?

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@Ka1idor_369 @LindaR39 @Keir_Starmer @dominicgrieve_ Hey, Millie Sloth, babes. Have you considered taking up bot farming and wearing more beige?

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@KemiBadenoch Sit down. https://t.co/xOLM4fdoHd

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@Helen_Whately @Jacob_Rees_Mogg What a nasty view of the world you have.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Go away you ghoul.

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@ZoeSomebody Never stopped in Hampton Court, been though. Must stoo and explore next time.

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@GarethCeredig @CrossCountryUK Gareth, babes. They can only put on the carriages that ‘fit’ all the station platform lengths. So putting 20 carriages on, when only 8 can fit the platform is a bit ridiculous… people would have move forward to disembark,adding time to the journeys. 👍

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@Dex878787 @MittensOff You started it.

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@a_toots @leeandersonmp Sweetie, have you considered using AI to make yourself look like a kind, considerate, likeable human being, then maybe you can find love without needing to sit on a wall?