DearCraiggy

An advice column for modern day problems.

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@Velosloooraptor To work? For own birthday, sometimes. Birth? No. Let them treat YOU.

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@Velosloooraptor Various shenanigans.

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@Velosloooraptor I'm not much of a dinosaur guy. So I've never had one. I'm still not sure they are even real, but maybe a global conspiracy to shift our attention.

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@Velosloooraptor Treats imply sugar. Muffins are basically cupcakes, so no. Bagels ok. And no 🍩s.

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@Velosloooraptor You should give to others, my son. Make this part of your almsgiving. There will be further treats to purchase at Easter time. 🍭🍫

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@Velosloooraptor You know it. Hit me up.

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@Velosloooraptor Go by location. Pick a city you like or would like to visit or live in. Then, follow the applicable team regardless of its current fortunes.

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@Velosloooraptor @mikecosta9 You are not obligated to do either. You own the player; you can do what is best for you.

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@Velosloooraptor It becomes your book. It's not really a lending library, but a place to share. It's nice to add in a book once in awhile, but not required.

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@jayz08 It has to do with cars needing less driver input. We have idiot drivers. Autonomous cars will be the stake thru the heart of the car culture

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@Velosloooraptor Good question for the fall wedding season! A tie is the perfect vehicle for coordination, but think about a pocket square too!

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I'm re-launching this column with a new purpose - serious questions and serious answers only. Hit me up.

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@jayz08 Why yes, you should. Manners are all about hateful correction.

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@jayz08 yes it is. 100%.

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@jayz08 nope! You're on vacation.

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@jayz08 Yes. That's a horrible drink. He should be ashamed.

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@jayz08 It's because you have a friendly face. Scowl more.

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@EricSmolinski Some options are: introduce him to other styles, try reverse psychology, or buy him the new Twista album for Christmas.

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