Emma G

Single, white female plagued by delusions of grandeur. Design monkey.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@webafrica I just got the best phishing email from you to pay R100 to cancel the bombardment of emails, sms and WhatsApp messages you started sending me a few days ago.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@WOOLWORTHS_SA in May I will have had these pyjamas for 30 years. No holes, none of the seems have come undone and still my favourite.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

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[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@TAKEALOT I paid for next day delivery. Now I’m getting it tomorrow. So I could have paid for standard shipping. If I stood in my roof I could throw a rock at the warehouse.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@facebook you suspended and deleted an account I was in the process of creating for my small business. I hadn’t sent any messages, posted anything or posted adverts. I review was then declined without telling me what I actually did so I could fix it.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@Smile904FM when are just going to accept it and rename Smile to Ryan O’Connor FM?

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@virginactiveSA this is the second message of have sent without acknowledgment. I would assume then that someone on your social media has, or has a family member, losing money on this life destroying pyramid scheme?

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@virginactiveSA please can you ban Herbalife reps and other MLM reps from the gyms. They harass the staff and the members.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@virginactiveSA can you please look into doing something about the Herbalife reps at gyms. I am tired of the pitches and harassment. Actually make a ban which can be followed with warnings or something. It’s ridiculous.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

Turns out the @CityofCT hasn’t done their job for over a year and have decided that I should pay for their ineptitude. By that I mean pay them based on guessing. I wish I could not do my job for a year and still charge people because I am useless. ANC level bullshit.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT *queue

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I’ve sent 3 emails accounts with detailed descriptions of my with supporting documents. I received 2 emails asking for Popi information from a no-reply address with no information on who to send that info to. Is there a direct address as NC at No-Reply doesn’t work

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I have been to a centre and they were useless. Did not listen to my problem and kept talking about something else. I had to leave as it went no where and I can’t cure for hours to deal with people who not actually in accounts.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I have sent the accounts department 3 times and only get emails to respond to a “no-reply” email asking for popi info which I have now repeatedly sent. Your accounts email is useless and I can’t submit documents over the phone.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I’m having a problem with your accounts dept. I have sent multiple emails with detailed documents. All I get are repeat emails asking for popi info. all from a no-reply address with no forwarding directions. Please can I have a real address as no-reply makes no sense

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT Hi. I need to contest an “estimated” bill for rates. Whom do I contact with regards to this. Thank you.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT So I had to literally stand next to them and put my excess trash into the bin that was emptied. Why can you not do that? It is really beyond me that after all my years living here that I now have to consider that problem a problem.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I'm in sunningdale and refuse was today. Thehonly emptied my bins and left 3 full plastic bags on the curb. They didn't contain anything that can't be rekoved. I'm guessing they can't be bothered or are just lazy? Now I have a car full of trash I need to get rid of.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

@CityofCT I had too much trash for my bin. Am I supposed to rollover every week then? And since when? Do I only then have to pay for what you remove? Because I want the money back for petrol if I have to go to the dump myself. I had to run down my street now to get your people to take it.

[Emma G @DearDesignDucky]

I usually have patience for this, but I don't have time for this bull today. Not when I get sent rates bills and reminder sms messages the day before.