Drunk Mom

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

#beermongering

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

#likeamotorcycle just won #takeittothetikiki because they're the best babies #musicnovascotia

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

"Stop making out with the cat and kiss your wife" is an actual thing I have said.

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

I am a smart, professional, capable woman... and I legit cannot figure out how to close the blinds in my office #whatismylifeeven

[Hilary Beaumont @HilaryBeaumont]

At the first ever editorial meeting for @PinkNoise_Mag with @LizzyFHill @alysonhardwick @DearDrunkMom @SallySnakes

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"Ah whatever, make your money" #getitgirl

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Come party with us tonight! Cookies & wine & copies of the gorgeous first issue of @PinkNoise_Mag https://t.co/OwMOAStLRP

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

"Mama should get the groceries" #questionableadvice

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There's not enough whiskey in the world to make me stop missing Whitney Houston #saddrunkmom #itsnotrightbutitsok

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@Tim_Bousquet @PinkNoise_Mag well, a lady's gotta pay the bills. Drinks don't buy themselves, you know?

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@Tim_Bousquet @PinkNoise_Mag Everybody loves Drunk Moms! We're cool & fun, and we make the best whiskey sours!

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

Handsome curmudgeon @Tim_Bousquet said some real nice things about Drunk Mom's new home, @PinkNoise_Mag! http://t.co/dJRztOgTXu

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Drunk Mom partied with the good folks of Music NS last week. Check out my hazy recolections! http://t.co/qLTnMRDIJ0 #nsmw2014 #noisography

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@JayMayne902 story of my life, man.

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I'm the proudest drunkest mom right now! Way to go loud recording wimners @likeamotorcycle! #nsmw2014

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The kids are saying "Jamaican me crazy" instead of "You're making me crazy" like it's funny. Is this a thing? I don't know #kidsthesedays

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I hear "spotify" and just think of some poor lady bleeding through white pants. Is that it?

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Tuesday nights are for red wine, crying & 90s teen dramas. And that's alright #weeping

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

Whatever you have to do, whatever drugs you need to take, ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO EAT ALL THE FREE CHEESE. Never waste that opportunity.

[Drunk Mom @DearDrunkMom]

For a whiskey sour (or 4) Drunk Mom will fix your life right up. Send me burning questions/questions about burning at http://t.co/ahoxBM1YDH