Elina 🖤

she/her

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

No YOU just gave your Uber driver a $10 tip because it is their dog’s 1st birthday tomorrow.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Super weird energy today

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

I love Hubert

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Having a big old cry about this in the office this morning. We did it folks 💚

[Queensland Greens @QldGreens]

Qlders, you did it 🎉🎉🎉

Gladstone-based teacher & unionist, Penny Allman-Payne, has been elected as our 2nd Senator for Qld, ready to fight for us alongside @larissawaters 💚

Thank you to all of you who helped make this happen 👏 We're so excited to see Penny in Parliament!

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Scott Morrison identifies as a devout Christian, but this election announcement is interrupting Songs of Praise.

[Sally Rugg @sallyrugg]

More than 500 Aboriginal people have died or been killed in police and prison custody since the 1992 royal commission. More than 500.

Not a single police officer has EVER been convicted of murder.

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to watch the dog episode of Futurama

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Tell me you haven’t read a book since high school without telling me…

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

@paperback_books I just finished Real Estate… an absolute joy of a read!!

[frasier looking at video games @frasier_looking]

frasier watching the matrix

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

now that steve from blues clues apologized i can begin to work on my issues with men

2021 is about healing

[sadie @sdmnttt]

thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

My brain has reached a new level of burnout; I got Bela Lugosi and Luca Brasi mixed up.

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

@katelavie 😂😂😂

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

@katelavie You cannot call me out like this!!

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

So when does the horse become mayor?

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

In January one of my dearest friends told me that I am “not Instagram hot, but more like a 90s kind of hot,” and I still have no idea what that means or if I should burn their house down.

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Also, if I had to watch this woman eat directly off of her filthy tray table, so do you.

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Pleased to announce that after a 16 month hiatus, I will still ignore all signage and walk confidently in the wrong direction through Tullamarine airport.

[Alex Kapranos @alkapranos]

I hope I never have to hug another stranger or vague acquaintance ever again in my life.

[Elina 🖤 @DearElina]

Last night I had a dream that @iamjohnoliver was a staff writer on 90s classic Fireman Sam, but was upset that they kept cutting his fart jokes.