Jeremy Martinez

Designer, illustrator, and award-winning listener.

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It's a tragedy that spaghetti isn't called bolo tie pasta.

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@NFL @NFLPlus

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@kaleedesign So good, I want a print!

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@DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz @craighorlbeck The hits just kept coming on today's pod. My "Almost-All-Boring Team." Oh, and this is from a 14-team dynasty league I've been in for 5 years.

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@kaleedesign @isthmus So cool! I'm gonna have to pick one up!

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@kaleedesign @dribbble @cloudapp This is awesome, man! Love to see big things happening for you

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@kaleedesign My man! Appreciate all the support. Lets collab on something soon, it’s been too long.

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You go girl > Yas queen

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Looming deadlines are my muse

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The Millennial Falcon

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The most impressive thing about Jesus was that he had 12 friends in his 30s

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Ordering “The Scorpion and the Frog” is in your nature.

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Today is going to be a good day. @DearEvanHansen @BenSPLATT #DearEvanHansen

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The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

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#OctoberSurprise

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Can somebody who's good with the internet tell me how to cash in on being 1st to notice that Tim Kaine = Morrissey?

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Sometimes in life you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself, "How'd this mirror get so dirty?"

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I don't just kill time, I commit time genocide.

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Sure, the pack of wild dogs terrorizing our apartment is a problem, but my new fear scented candle really makes this place feel like home.

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I have an on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship with OCD.