Evan G.

Formerly King Slumlord of Lakeland Florida until I got reduced to jack diddly

[Little Ghoul @funnylilghoul]

He hates video games

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

@Ladyaceina @LonelyGoomba That’s fair too

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

@KennyLyr1c1st Oh thank god

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Brentalfloss slander will NOT be tolerated

[KennyTheLyr1c1st (#1 AQUA FAN) @KennyLyr1c1st]

just looked back af the “with lyrics” videos i used to be bumping in 2022

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

@LonelyGoomba Of course taking inspiration is perfectly fine but you did not invent the concept why are you getting credit Konami smh

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

@LonelyGoomba It would make more sense than Castlevania sharing the genre name even though Metroid had existed for many years before Symphony of the Night

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

I would say that people are simple minded and can’t handle something that looks different from the norm, and that the 3 handle design isn’t even hard to figure out… but idk maybe a good controller should be immediately readable to everyone

[Retro Gaming Memories @RetroMemoriesHQ]

How do you feel about the Nintendo 64 controller?

[eSBe @SB2749]

This graphis? Super fuck. 🔥

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

I value owning the games over emulation quality, I feel like the evil Wii U dark filter is only really noticeable in certain scenes or when you’re directly comparing games

…except for nes games maybe, those look pretty bad on Wii U

[Nintendo Nostalgia @Nin10Nostalgia]

Do you agree with this?

[lasaga @LasgnaHelpMe]

tonight you will get your dick ripped off (bad future version)

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

@SonicForcesFam Vaguely sonic themed grok e-sex

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Raw ground beef looks fuckin delicious but I know it would give me aids or something #literally1984

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Toadsworth is a character that people pretend to care about because he doesn’t appear anymore

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Rubbing boner against the bed method doesn’t WORK

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Who else having diarrhea #realshitterhours

[Evan G. @DearOldEvan]

Old England

[Sulla @sullakosmo]

Varieties of European women to meet on Erasmus