Oi! I’m da Red Gobbo, and dere’s just two fings I care about: destroyin’ da mekanisms of oppreshun, and makin’ sure all da grots have some goodies for Christmas
Dear Red Gobbo,
I have been a really good grot all year. Please send me some shiny gubbinz! I could write a novel on what the hobby means to me, however 280 characters won't quite do. I'd love to be able to explain.
#redgobbo
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OI LADZ DERS 'UMMIES TA FIGHT! LADZ? *sigh* WHERE DEM BOYZ GET OFF TO! I NEED TO GET SOM NEW LADZ SO I KAN GET TO KRUMPING!
HEY DO THESE BOYZ LOOK A BIT OFF TO YOU? IF DEY WEREN'T SO GREEN ID THINK DEY WERE 'UMMIES!
#redgobbo
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