Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY)

WHAT IF… The folds of skin beneath the maladjusted, narcissistically wounded, sociopathic wordhole of Rep. Thomas Massie uttered truth?

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@PrimeCheckMark @josh_hammer @RepThomasMassie @RJC TRANSLATION
Massie is a deeply fragile, intellectually dishonest, useless, sociopathic grifter. “Purity” means absolution from, responsibility for, or participation in any solutions because the little coward hides behind the Utopian bullied nerd babble of “Libertarianism”

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie @BasedMikeLee Kompromat talking point.

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Russia is a subgenetic error in human evolution, a biohazard of humanity, a pollution of our genome 🇷🇺☣️

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@emilykmay @ESugarloaf Barely hanging onto Twitter

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@theliamnissan @RepThomasMassie

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@PawlowskiMario @RepThomasMassie @PHOOSH4PHREEDOM

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie Invoking a defense of “I’m the least xenophobic Republican in Congress” (not a high bar) implies
That Jews are not “real” Americans…

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie Invoking a defense of “I’m the least xenophobic Republican in Congress” (not a high bar) implies
That Jews are not “real” Americans…

[Soren McCarthy @SorenMcCarthy]

@RepThomasMassie Stop following rabid antisemites

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie
Oops

[haley talbot @haleydtalbot]

GOP Massie says “recess appointments” when asked if GAETZ can get confirmed by the Senate

“He’s the Attorney General. Suck it up!”

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@AdamKinzinger Reform school uniform

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me that many funny people online have already done this bit and that you’re late to the party and should fuck off.

[Soren McCarthy @SorenMcCarthy]

@RepThomasMassie @FmrRepMTG I agree AIPAC is a cancer.

BUT

You didn’t condemn Russian money going to the NRA. In fact, you were a fountain of sympathy.
Selective outrage or selective memory?

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie @TrumpDailyPosts

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie @TrumpDailyPosts I HATE AIPAC
That said, I’m disturbed by some of the accounts you choose to follow.

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie Talk More About Foreign Influence.

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@MeidasTouch Not so long ago.

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@RepThomasMassie Your own website, 2022

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@StephenM @BluegrassPundit Shut up you ghoul

[Thomas Massie’s Chins (PARODY) @DearThomasMassy]

@Beardvet

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@RpsAgainstTrump