True story, I was nominated for employee of the quarter for saving our company millions of dollars a month for rearchitecting a complicated legacy app
But they gave the award to a girl in HR because “she shows up every day with a smile on her face”
YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
Yesterday night I was freaking depressed and shits. Thinking about how life’s meaningless and bulls. Only to be locked in and extra productive at work today. The heck? Sucks being high functioning depressed ass.
One of the most superficial reasons why i dont wnna get married is because i wnna be lazy in peace, i cant afforrd having to perform 24/7 because if i dont he will go cheat on me