Oaklanders¡

I tweet about stupid, irrelavent, and dirty things. Don't take my rants so seriouse. I'll always follow back. PS, clothing is optional here.

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

@AyeeYoTanya_xD yessssss ma'am!

[Brown Eyes @BrownEyedBoy20]

This #DatingInTheDark has 3 hot men! Can they all be gay and have sex? :P

[Epona @EponaRex]

you're the hooker to my pimp business.

[Aireul Gregg @aireulcg]

I wish Don't Fall Asleep At the Helm was longer.

[ky @freezer__bride]

Every time my phone vibrates, I think its you. But its just my step mom.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

A: Is that person a boy or a girl? B: She's my daughter. A: I'm sorry! I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I'm not, I’m her mother.

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

No, I dont sag cause i wanna look black. I sag cause its comfortable. #WhiteDudeProblems

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

I can't even think of what a 'ripped-off' nail feels like>.<

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

Sweet revenge... He will pay, he will pay my dear.

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh shit! She's under a blanket."

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

@Adey_Cunt well suck the damn fag

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

“@Adey_Cunt: Need a fag!”

But your fag is right here. ^_^

[Boytweets @Boytvveets]

Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if its broke. But you can still see the crack on that mother fuckers reflection.

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

I want someone to talk to. :/

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

We fell in love in a hopeless place <3

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

Baby lay in my arms and cuddle me close. Soon this will be just an awful memory

[Oaklanders¡ @Dear_Xylia]

I'm fixing to break my promise. I CAN'T handle this anymore, there's no other way to control myself from just flat out killing myself.