Teen daughter had sex education today where all pupils put a condom on a dildo.
One of the girls asked: ‘Why do girls need to learn this?’ And the teacher said: ‘Well, in case the man doesn’t know how to do it.’
Apparently my daughter then said: ‘Why the hell would we be with a man who doesn’t know how to put a condom on?’
I could not be more proud. 😂😂😂
dinner party has genuinely solidified niall as the type of guy women genuinely dream up, I cannot fathom how he's real. he's the ultimate yearner to the point of it being sickening like how can a real man actually love a woman this much.... im gonna be single forever atp
“La chiamavo “nanny”, crescendo ho iniziato a chiamarla per nome, si chiama Margaret quindi “Maggie” o “Margaret”, entro in casa e dico “Maggie!” Ha 96 anni, sono cresciuti diversamente, si trova in una casa di cura al momento, le infermiera hanno stampato le mie foto e le hanno appese al muro. L’ho sentita di recente e mi ha detto “ho ritagliato qualcosa dal giornale”, può essere qualsiasi cosa, penso abbia ritagliato tutti i giornali. Credo legga regolarmente i giornali, sembra che lei cerchi cose su di me, onestamente mia nonna non mi conoscerebbe, se non fosse mia nonna.”
-Niall parlando di sua nonna❤️
people only care if niall sings a 1d song, stream his album instead 301k likes on a video of him singing steal my girl, where are yall for his new album huh
Niall wasn’t joking when he said that this song was nostalgic. It’s not sad, nor hopeful, or healing: it’s literally just Bittersweet reminiscing of something you don’t want to let go but you have to. And maybe that’s even Worse
Niall Horan is becoming one of my favourite songwriters ever.
End of an Era. Wow. Blown away.
Nostalgia, tears, ethereal but grounded at the same time.
Love it.
I yet again need to remind some of y’all that all the boys knew Liam. You didn’t. Yes he’s important to us too but they actually knew each other. You do not get to dictate their grief
"one breath and it's over..." Wow...WOW. I didn't know that would hurt so bad.
beautiful song though, Niall... beautifully said. He would have loved it and been so proud of you.
IM DONE WITH THIS FORCED NIALL HATE. LOUIS WROTE A SONG FOR LIAM, YOU ALL LOVE IT (ME TOO). NIALL DOES THE SAME, YOU ALL HATE ON HIM AND SAY HES JUST USING HIM FOR CLOUT?
LIKE YOU JUST HATE ON NIALL FOR NOTHING. HE BREATHES? YOU HATE ON HIM. HE GRIEVES? YOU HATE ON HIM. IM DONE
kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want
realizing zayn also doesn’t get appreciated for his voice unless he’s belting and i think that plays a role into why people aren’t connecting with konnakol
I don't think traditional promo (TV, radio) works very well for singles these days, but I do wish Niall's team would be better with socials.
Posting professionally filmed videos is not gonna do anything. You need to do cute little casual/funny videos showing Niall's personality.