Rodeo Death Burger

Turbo folk foetus rock.

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Peace and love https://t.co/REi8UKoXFG

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@WinstWinstWinst Do you have a list of all your 'What idiot called...' tweets as I'm trying to show your mad skills off to strangers?

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Say it with meme #dicaprio #2020 #memes #getfucked #isitnextyearyet #instagram #saysitall #tbt #mood https://t.co/6OAFaZj2x8

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@RadioX @tobytarrant The Clash

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@WinstWinstWinst Breathe in they say, breathe out they say, will there ever be clarity?

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Well, as we haven't had a chance to record or even touch each other's faces we've decided to rebrand as None Erection. This won't affect any upcoming shows but hopefully it will allow us to make some sweet coin on… https://t.co/8RO2OmfZp5

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@WinstWinstWinst "I'm in, you're in, we're all in oh I said urine lol"

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@WinstWinstWinst "Risking certain death" has already ruined Thursday

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@WinstWinstWinst Do travel agents rubbing their hands sound worse than estate/lettings agents rubbing theirs? Like rutting slugs, a greased hog thrashing about in a hospital waste bin, the sound of damage deposits being rushed to Switzerland...

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@WinstWinstWinst At what point etymologically do cannibalism and self-catering part company & find differing levels of success as holiday genres. Is it genres? Flavours, styles, genotype it's not like they'll ever happen again & who cares if Garbage were short anyway. Honestly, this country...

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Torode to Nowhere: John Torode investigates the history of the cul-de-sac #pitch @MissAHaddow

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Jodie Kidd Says The Funniest Things: Fly on the wall documentary relying heavily on the assumption that Jodie Kidd is hilarious

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Glans in Dove: Nature documentary in which Morrissey travels the nation on a moped, having consensual vegan sex with carrier pigeons & using them to spread his analogue xenophobia beyond the limits of 3-, 4- or even that 5G they have nowadays. #pitch #SpringWatch #Morrissey #5G

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PlasterChef: Pro-am competitive cooking show but everyone is a decorator. In traction. #Pitch

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Lily Savages: TV dramedy about a cargo cult in the South Pacific whose culture is based on a signed photograph of Lily Savage that washed up after a storm in the late 90s and have a very advanced system of government based on acceptance, drag and a love of hounds. Lovely stuff.

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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of HR: Reality TV show in which a group of fuckawful talent-vacuums have to get proper jobs. With hilarious, and in some cases enlightening, consequences. #Pitch

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Ideally he then transitions back and fixes everything like some re-imagination of A Christmas Carol or It's a Wonderful Life

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Leers for Piers: Reality TV show in which Piers Morgan transitions into the beautiful woman he could be if he tried and tours the nation on a moped suffering all the sexual harassment you might expect in a world influenced by tabloid newspapers. #Pitch

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McGann in 60 Seconds: Joe McGann presents a hard-hitting, if brief, account of his struggle with premature ejaculation on and off the set of 'The Upper Hand'. #Pitch

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Wallace & Vomit: Flagship documentary series with lovable boiled onion vendor Gregg Wallace presenting a detailed history of food poisoning in a loud shirt. Famous examples to be reconstructed with plasticine animation. #pitch