Maximus

I have a smooth ape brain

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

@mysillycomics @Makeship my favorite fish is greenland shark :D

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

When they took out my appendix I should've kept it and grilled it and ate it

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

I really really can't

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

Trying to piss during a loading screen just to flash my cat with schlong

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

Chrash

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

I am one in a krillion

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

I should've tried to believe in Santa longer, I think I'd be happier

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

The nut shot out so fast had me hollerin'

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

I bet you suffer from BBB, Big Boob Blindspot

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

If wasabi doesnt have capsaicin is it spicy to lizards?

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

God had to overstimulate me or else

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Are crocodiles afraid of shovels?

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

Sometimes I hit the g spot in my ear

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

Me dancin in da kitchen making tacos cause I'll never forgive myself

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

What guilt did the world force on you?

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

wuthering waves monsters....... would

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

n-n-....new- ports

[Maximus @DeathCreek]

I have to do something high caliber NOW