Taylor DeCairos

General Badass.

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Realizing for the third time this week that I am in fact, a guitar god.

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This lady at the bar is the most annoying person in the world

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@jssshll You pregnit

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People with big laughs think they own the world

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@RobSchneider Slow your fucking roll, Deuce Bigalow... you’re no expert and nobody with any sense is going to take cues from a washed up comedian from the 90s

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All the fires in hell couldn’t hold me down,
This world means nothing to me

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No, death is not the worst.
The absence of love is such abject pain.

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Thyself is thy master. Hail Satan.

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You’re becoming my all-time favourite terminal disease.

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Hail Satan

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The Satanic Temple is suing the state of Texas

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@quawzilla I’m all for this. Hilarious

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@georgehahn I think that’s a porpoise

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The restaurant industry is retarded. How do I spend 15 years doing this only to be promoted to manager multiple times and make half what I did when I was 19 every time..? Fucking dumb

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It’s not safe to swim today

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Diablo 4.

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@catturd2 Why would you want to

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Twitter is happening

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#NewProfilePic

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Youve done it again, taylor