Death Star HR Dept

I think I need a vacation...and a stiff drink. I cross fandoms on a regular basis. And yes...I am FEMALE. AVI Courtesy of @TheRealLobot

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@SaeedDiCaprio People do so much weird shit on live. I block and move on.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

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@Steampunk_Skunk Call the Orkin Man

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@UNMLoboWBB Thank whoever is in charge of parking for me. One of the exits is closed cause a traffic clusterfuck.

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*sobs*

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I gotta go…we got cows!

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Dude’s heart is in the right place. The colors are right but that is the flag of Sweden.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Feb 2011 (via @twi_age).

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Sprite 5 days post op may have been a bad idea.

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Well my hospital vacation is at an end. I al being discharged sans gallbladder. But I did have real food today that wasn’t jello or applesauce.

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@SontaranPR Yeah not looking forward to the dietary changes…

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Two gallbladder attacks this month. Gonna need to have that sucker removed.

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@AskTSA There is literally no one checking IDs for the lane I am standing in. A side of the terminal for gates 70-129. Someone needs to help us.

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@TSA Why is your set up in Orlando so bad? The lines are literally not moving.

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@AskTSA Oh and the agents who are supposed to be checking IDs ate just standing around and chatting

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@AskTSA If you are making every effort why does the wait time keep going up? The wait was 34 minutes half an hour ago and now its 47 and I haven’t even had my boarding pass checked yet.

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Two years since I have seen this.

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Hey @HelloFresh how am I supposed to make a sandwich with the bread on the right? It’s literally crostini size.

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So just rolled my ankle and passed out into a stucco wall.

How’s your day going?

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@aimeejolene @LiteraryDisco @RiderStrong I have one every freaking time I go.