Turd Ferguson

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can’t play basketball.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Turd Ferguson @Death_Rowe28]

@kevinxu Dumb bitch 😂

[Turd Ferguson @Death_Rowe28]

@kevinxu Dumb bitch 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Turd Ferguson @Death_Rowe28]

@chelsRK 🔥

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

They about to add to the lore 😭

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Good excuse to post one of my favorite jokes in cartoon history

[weather @dsxf234161]

"4 likes isnt a lot" imagine 4 hippos coming into your home and destroying everything

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Also useful for when they’re bombing on stage

[Turd Ferguson @Death_Rowe28]

@SawyerMerritt Nobody will reference this case at all if it’s an issue on Statute of Limitations

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Sorry if my flag offends you.

[Turd Ferguson @Death_Rowe28]

@StooliesClub

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Softboy @softboywin]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Cate Hall @catehall]

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny

I actually had to look away from the screen

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore