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@nofilmschool Fluffer?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

When the news gets too depressing, my go-to move is to post baby ducks riding on a dog's back as a surefire way to trend on Twitter & break the internet. 🐕🦆
#ProveMeWrong

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨BREAKING: Stephen Miller and Kayleigh McEnany have been subpoenaed by January 6 committee!

Retweet if you are glad! ✋

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Still wondering why we haven’t disbanded the space force yet.

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@FullFrontalSamB @Yamiche @ApplePodcasts Goodnight and go @!#! yourself

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@premiere_gal @Impala_Drive This could be useful .. .

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Maybe I should have put the event logo on that expansive forehead.

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#AdobeMAX settling in to catch up on everything I missed today because work. Noir selfie attempt.

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@Mike_Pence Please stay there, or anywhere, other than coming back to Indiana.

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@Adobe Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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@trevormfisher @JoJoFromJerz Would you accept “Get your ass off the plane” as being better than “deplane”?

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@JoJoFromJerz Probly

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@moneywisecom Why is that bitches face showing up in my Twitter feed?

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@thelaceylondon Yogi was frustrated Boo-boo hadn’t arrived.

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@Ljmata @TheDailyShow Who said the narrative is people leaving for better jobs — they’re just not willing to go back to crap jobs.

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@Ljmata @TheDailyShow Did it ever occur to you that people don’t mind the work, it’s the terrible pay and oppressive conditions forced on them to keep a job that make them unwilling to take the job?

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@Ljmata @TheDailyShow That is a bullshit narrative. It has little to do with collecting unemployment and everything to do with the shitty treatment and even shittier wags/benefits made possible by horrible “trickle down” economic policies.

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@ReligionMag No thanks, I’m not into Whacko Cults Illustrated.

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Jeez, WaPo, you must be on the cutting edge of obvious.

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@premiere_gal @Artlist_io As always, you’re there with just what I need