sand

I like to think that not everyone hates me.
[in character unless specified]

[sand @DeathlySand]

A quick summary of myself so that anyone stumbling upon my profile will see it immediately:

Hi, I'm sand. Yes, I speak for all the grains of sand that you stepped on yesterday and will step on tomorrow.
I'm great friends with most Porgs, but seem to be enemies with Anakin.

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

The Empire:

⚪ oppressed and killed billions

⚪ hunted down innocent Jedi

⚪ overthrew a democracy

🔘 did nothing wrong

[Sad Kylo Ren @KyloIsSad]

Hey girl, are you a Canto Bight parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you.

[Katie 😈 @PoeHotDameron]

“Either option presents great danger to us all.” (“Hey Padmé I dunno about this Jedi dude what do you think?”)

“We are brave, Your Highness.” (“Fuck it let’s roll with this guy he’s literally the only person who hasn’t shot at us today.”)

[sand @DeathlySand]

@PorgStrong It’s better than you think.
Beaches, I mean.
Yep.
Totally not promoting myself here.

[sand @DeathlySand]

I found a *very subtle you might have to squint* reference to me within the #starwars “Phasma” novel.

...also there’s a reference to Anakin but that’s far less important.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@etherealkth_ @febrezeyeezy Can’t spell “studying” without “dying” :’)

[sand @DeathlySand]

@DepressedDarth The music gave me chills, the footage gave me memories.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@whyshipkylux @HdSht125 Ouch

[sand @DeathlySand]

@TornRen_BenSolo it does, doesn't it? I hope the dream didn't mean anything, and was purely my overactive imagination...

[sand @DeathlySand]

I had a horrible dream last night...
Several desert planets were blown up, for the explicit purpose of ridding the universe of me.
Fortunately, I woke up to still exist...

[sand @DeathlySand]

@ReyBasic 'Mary Sue'? Not sure what that means... I guess we just hope that Mary Sue is a lovely lady, rather than an insult.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@TornRen_BenSolo This isn't exactly news to me, Ben.
Do I presume you carried his hatred down through the generations?

[sand @DeathlySand]

@DepressedDarth I, ah, beg to differ.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@The_Darth_Vader Well, of course! Announcing your hate for me after I express the pain I’ll have to go through to fix up that darn Casino.
I don’t see any defence in your statement.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@The_Darth_Vader I feel attacked.

[sand @DeathlySand]

Overheard someone talking about how much sand will be used for the repairs of the Canto Bight Casino - I'm not looking forward to it.

[sand @DeathlySand]

@ReyThatsMe //LEGO figures

[sand @DeathlySand]

@Your_HighGround My aim isn’t really to annoy him, but I must admit it would be fun.