Gabi

Actual water mammal. Small animal enthusiast. Taphophile.

My professional profile: @GabiBisconti

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@WKwinn @PopCrave @TMZ Forget about selfishness for a second, it’s just idiotic. You’re gonna get married on one of the busiest tourist weekends of the year during the 250th celebrations in NYC? I get the choice of MSG even if I think it’s tacky just to keep paparazzi out, but who planned this?

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@K_L_Cox @HRHBeaOfYork @yorkiebea @RoyalFamily Yeah well, you “miss Melania,” so I’m not exactly sure anyone should take lessons in class from ya.

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

I just watched a man who is a member of a militia tell a vaccinated but severely immunocompromised woman she was living in fear because she didn’t feel comfortable going to a concert.

Who wants to tell him? 👀

[New Jersey @NJGov]

did it hurt? when u pumped ur own gas

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

Me resurfacing on Twitter every 7 months:

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

anybody who’s managed to get to the end of the pandemic without buying a dog, getting engaged or having a baby should receive £1000 each for this great feat of resistance

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

If that ain’t me.

[paisa marquez sanroman @paisa_marquez]

I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good 🤣🤣🤣

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@1800flowershelp I’ve been on chat for over an hour and it’s taken between 5 and 10 minutes to receive messages from your agent. They are avoiding the issue of my being overcharged the service fee and I’m completely appalled. Please DM me immediately.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@savannahbelleXO And it was over his nose?!

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

Bandanas and neck gaiters are not real masks.
Bandanas and neck gaiters are not real masks.
Bandanas and neck gaiters are not real masks.

All together now!

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@savannahbelleXO What is WRONG with people? #GaFuckYaself

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@metromiss @NHLSeattle_ Now THAT’s What I Call Virtue-Signaling™️

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@NHLSeattle_ If you guys don't make squid hats a thing the way the Packers have cheeseheads, it'd be such a missed opportunity. Think these but in turquoise with red eyes. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

@kmbas @NHLSeattle_ Could definitely be made smaller than this example. Either that or join the #SquidSquad 🦑

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

I LOVE IT.

[Purveyor of Monstrous Hockey @Krakenologist]

The new #SeattleKraken brand is GORGEOUS.
Poseidon is proud.

[Gabi @DeathlyxHallow]

Black lives matter.

Logged into Twitter for the first time in months just to remind you.