Death of Star Wars

Our purpose is to celebrate what made Star Wars great and demand new leadership and accountablility from Disney and Lucasfilm.

05/25/1977 - 12/15/2017

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Lucasfilm approved parody burlesque Star Wars Classic characters. Star Wars Is Dead.

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@Fenrirtheicewo1 @TheCriticalDri2 Maybe you're on to something. Most of these weirdos have dyed hair that could be tainted by Joker serum.
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Now to find a great detective to solve this case. But who?
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@TheCriticalDri2 All this wokeness all comes from Canada. We need to build a US/Canada Firewall to keep their thought polices out of our country. And build a Northern Border Wall because Canadians are the largest group of illegals in the US and not Mexicans according to a DOJ report.

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@Timcast @angelico So it was you I saw in Boys Town years ago.

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@Timcast That's a sexist tweet! Men suck dick too.

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@ScarifPodcast Big in Your Pants.

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@JackPosobiec May the Farce Be with You! 😂

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@priceoreason 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@Carnor_Jax77 Shards of the Fallen Kathleen Kennedy Empire trying their best effort to be relevant.

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@Club_Star_Wars And to honor the Disney Star Wars Sequel Trilogy they will create a Star Wars land to the most divisive episode, The Last Jedi.

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@VitoGesualdi I'd give abuelita a $20 and skip the meal.

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@TheCriticalDri2 White men are diverse. You got Americans mostly mixed, Swedish, Italians, basically most European men. There's some in the Middle East, countries of Africa, Latin America, Australia and other countries not mentioned. They have different languages, class, cultures and traditions.

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@TheCriticalDri2 Foreskin Wars sounds like another name for my favorite pastime of frotting. 😂

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@TheCriticalDri2 That should be the name of Harrison Ford's autobiography since he's Jewish. 😂

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@kristanovva I want the one that only has one season, the tropical paradise.

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@TheCriticalDri2 I need better glasses. I thought s/he/it was a man but it's a wahmen?

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@TheCriticalDri2 So he made her? Nice! Very progressive. I can't wait for the sequel, The Black Bride of Frankenstein. 👍

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@FredGar48061675 @TheCriticalDri2 I'd vote for the Predator for President instead of corpse we have for U.S.A. President.

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@saegerart @BleedingFool It be would awesome if the whole cast is Chicano. Finally, it would some representation from the Mexican-American culture.

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@JoshDenny My parents warned me that all Gingers are evil. I can't wait to send them a screenshot of this tweet.