The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened)

{Hetalia Parody Account}

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

Made one of these strawpages! I trust you'll use it to send me only cool and nice things!🦝

https://t.co/DUEFKO3DvK

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

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[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@eggrepublic_ Well I'm trying to

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

I am sexually attracted to spoons

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

I know everybody is wondering and yes the rumors are true. I am in fact Jimothy and I am in Seattle right now

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@eggrepublic_ I escaped the solitary confinement

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@shadeofred_ I was dead :((((

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@Molossia_Nev Hell yes

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

HI GUYS!!! LET'S ALL BURN CROCS IN A BIG FIRE!!! I'M NO LONGER DEAD!!!!

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@voxdiamondd @Molossia_Nev Good for her

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@Molossia_Nev Can I be invited to your toxic yaoi wedding

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

Hey guys

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

Made one of these strawpages! I trust you'll use it to send me only cool and nice things!🦝

https://t.co/DUEFKO3DvK

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@Molossia_Nev I fell in a hole and got buried so i ate a lot of dirt and clawed my way to the surface what didi miss

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

Husband left me I'm on the market

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@howlingdown I returned!!'

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@Molossia_Nev Hi! I am not buried anymore!

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@shadeofred_ I literally was buried alive I had to claw and eat my way through the dirt

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@shadeofred_ I fell in a hole :((( was distracted

[The People's Republic of Slowjamastan (shortened) @DeathtoCrocs]

@shadeofred_ I can be buried alive though can I not