Deavon Heiman

Follower of Christ. RN of premature babies. Lover of sports. Psalms 28:7

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned

Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

@tyschult @A_N_Schulte @Dustin_Schulte I’m with the boys on this one... I had to reread a couple of time because I was shocked it was a defensive honor. Lol Proud of you!!

[Scott Bell @ScottBellDMN]

I never thought Lincoln Riley made sense as a potential Jason Garrett replacement, but I’m a believer now. This game screams Dallas Cowboys to me.

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

@UNC_Basketball, @AlabamaFTBL, @Patriots have gone 1-8 the last 2 weeks and I don’t know how to handle this... like is this what normal sports fans feel? 😬😂😭

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

I love Coach Roy so so much ❤️❤️

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Roy Williams was getting down at UNC 😂

(via @GoHeels)

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sports Dad @SportsDad19]

Cam Newton said, “It’s time for me to look myself in the mirror” wearing this 😂😂 #CamNewton

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

Would love to win a dive 🦈🦈🦈 #SharkAfterDark #Sweepstakes

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

@CoachWamp @astros @Rangers

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What. A. Scene. 🐅

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

When you’re reffing a #FinalFour game but haven’t done your leg exercises today https://t.co/X4hJyk6cKv

[Texas Tech Basketball @TexasTechMBB]

Who gave this guy a credential?

#4To1 | #FinalFour

🔴#WreckEm⚫️

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

@kaheiman1

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Disney creates unrealistic love expectations for women. Like, Sleeping Beauty slept all fucking day and then a prince came out of no where, kissed her, and they lived happy ever after. I sleep all day and I'm still single as shit.

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

read this twice... “you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you”. Read that again.

[Josh AbboŦŦ @joshabbottband]

Dear Democrats & Republicans,

Your party is not always right. Your party can be wrong. The answer might be somewhere in the middle, between the extremes. It’s okay to not be right 100% of the time. Compromise is okay. It’s vital for democracy.

Sincerely,
Most of us in America

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

@cambrie_heiman preach

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

A girl can dream

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CFB BACK THIS WEEKEND 👋

https://t.co/oyUxkreU1N

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Mashed potatoes make me sad.

Me: Why?

6: They should have been French fries.

Now I'm sad, too.

[Deavon Heiman @Deavon_H]

Me right now 😭 https://t.co/63k7Sh4WEd

[Crying Jordan @CryingJordan]

North Carolina Tar Heels...