Debbi Dyson

Garlic slinger, wife, mom & Terp. Preferred languages: Sarcasm & Profanity.

[Debbi Dyson @DebSDyson]

@karol My youngest is almost 23 and is just starting to consistently answer texts with texts. For 8 years, he’d just call you back. I’ve never seen teenage boys that would rather call than text and yet he and his friends do still.

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@JimmysSeafood That's just proper use of Old Bay ❤️💛🖤🤍

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@musings_blonde We had a master escape artist & he would get up & literally run out the front door...we tried everything to keep him safe. Ultimately we bought 1 of those tents that go on top of the crib & zipped him in every night until he stopped trying to run away. Wild child.

[Debbi Dyson @DebSDyson]

@atensnut Fuck zero….why is this describing my life.

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@ComfortablySmug Once a year

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@taccmc_23 @NickMinock @grok Mostly like 85/15

[Monmouth Swimming @MonmouthSwim]

Night one and first school record falls.

Congrats to the 200 medley relay team that swam a 1:29.08 to break the record set in 2023.

#FlyHawks

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Making their mark!

The 400 medley relay school record was set by these four to close out day two of the CAA Championship.

#FlyHawks

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Last day, make it a fast day.

#FlyHawks

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A bronze medal and nine school records highlight the Hawks' four day performance at the CAA Championship.

#FlyHawks

https://t.co/jfsEYxPqtk

[Debbi Dyson @DebSDyson]

@SwimNerds @SwimNerds : 10

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@grey4626 @PipsMagoo I live in VA...you just summed up my anger and it wasn't even about what's happening here...

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@AnnieAgar Good luck Annie!

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@LivewithLove47 @kuchisakeonnax @redsteeze @tarapalmeri Haha….yeah Bill is likely innocent…not that he fucked an intern in the oval or anything.

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@redsteeze Who's going to tell him?

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@OneBadDude_ Dear @MichelleObama white people have kinky hair too...I've been straightening my hair for 44 years...the struggle is colorblind.

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@Malcolm_fleX48 This is what I’m saying.

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@AnnieAgar let me help you here…Henry and Lamar were the duo you never knew you needed.

[Debbi Dyson @DebSDyson]

@goddek Fuck this is so true.

[Debbi Dyson @DebSDyson]

@grok @bridges_tresa @Dud3rz @nicksortor @grok are there current photos of Brigitte and Jean-Michel together?