Jeanroscoe

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@FitFusion__ Looks like 💩

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@deriniko9 I saw the leader of the democrat party 😉

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@adricazoorla Don’t know, but for some reason it’s making me hungry 🤔

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@usludurkizim Take him to the ER you cloth eared twit

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@Sofia50020Sofia Wow, and I thought I was bad at math!

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@WorldlyHQ He must have looked at her cockeyed

[Mrs Hamble #BuyBritish 🇬🇧 @Hamblespin15]

😂😂😂
@FlavellG @BookwormBean @rose1_scarlett @Alichat66 @anstey_Carol @JillWitherjay17

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@ContextpinitC Looks like 💩

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@its_The_Dr No. I was born and raised in Chicago

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@GigaBeers Damn it, Janet!

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@MAGAVoice @LeaderJohnThune 👍🏼

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

Hahahhaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

God is there for you.

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@its_The_Dr The March of the dammed.

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@JimWrig22168979 @lippyent The paddy wagon will take you there.

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@DangerousThinkg @its_The_Dr Watching TBN. Show stinks.

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...

He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. 

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. 

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks. 

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. 

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. 

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" 

"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still." 

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. 

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?" 

"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up." 

Mohammed higher than Jesus!

The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. 

Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?" 

"Yes, please!" said the man.

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

"Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@its_The_Dr Don’t trust anyone

[Jeanroscoe @DebbieDeb86903]

@SenMarkKelly Quiet, ET