Debbie Howard

Wacky, Wild and always in trouble. Single mom and survivor of breast cancer. When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila and PARTY!

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then we go and buy 12-inch dildos. I mean really now.... Talk about setting yourself up for disappointment. . .

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

@joshjordaan Ahhhh Josh, give him a little bit more time??

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking and one cleaning... Or maybe a third wouldn't be that bad either... *wink wink*

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

I wish Tampax made some kind of product you could stick in people's mouths to absorb all the stupid shit they say.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Women: A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday... Go figure!

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

I know how to tap into my inner happiness. I pull out the cork and pour it into a glass...

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Sometimes the question isn't "Who hurt you?" but rather "Why do you find such comfort in constantly playing the victim?" Pick up the pieces and bloody well move on...

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

@Lil_Missus_L A hell of a lot cheaper than therapy hun. Good to see your beautiful face again too. Not going anywhere... ;)

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket.... That way ALL the fuckers who annoy me can KISS my ass!

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

@Lil_Missus_L I am!!!!!! 🤗🤗 Long overdue too!

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

How to hide balding/thinning hair..... Fuck it, I hate this. Some trade secrets out there without having to fork out a shit load for someone else's hair????

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Why oh why can't I be comforted by carrots? Why does it have to be chocolate or whiskey?

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

After all the things I've heard, seen, or dealt with with some people in the past few years I just sit and wonder, how the hell did they make it out of the birth canal.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Strong souls aren't just born. They are built by forging through the most fucked up perils in life and still having the ability to shine.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

When you've done something wrong, admit it and be sorry. No one in history has ever choked to death from swallowing his pride.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood of course �� 😛 Have a great day y'all.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

@BrentLindeque So sorry for your loss Brent. :(

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

I have a condition called selective hearing so, if I don't answer or respond to you, it's because my medical condition filters out bullshit and idiotic comments.

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

How do you know when you are to drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree & realize its the Fucking airfreshner hanging on your mirror

[Debbie Howard @DebbieMoans]

I'm no therapist, but some of you peeps should take a printout of your status updates on your next doctors visit. He will probably prescribe you the proper bi-polar medication that's right for you! Yep, I'm on my way to pick up my prescription.... 😂😂😂