Debbie Scheer

Comedian, mom of two boys, storyteller, emcee.

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NAZIS! You should show us how superior your race is by looking directly at the eclipse. Surely your retinas are superior! #retinasonfire

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::BROADSIDED COMEDY:: April 5th
#broadisdedcomedy
#laughandlearn
#vulvatribe
#selfcare
@clocktowercabaret

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Setting The Stage. One More Shot podcast. come join us! https://t.co/toiybibViX

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I like my lukewarm coffee like I like my men. Ohhhhh...
#scaldingOriced

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Flip your dog in a yoga class of 90 OR as I like to call it, 'HI stranger, I hope you are on birth control'.
#flipYOUROWNdog

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Keys are disgusting which is why they are the perfect chew toy for a baby.

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Stay tuned, a new show is on its way to you, May 2017
S.T.O.R.Y.T.E.L.L.I.N.G
#parenting, #loveandloss #adoption #GLBTQ #mentalhealth

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Great night at SexCom the show Thanks @Shanna_Katz & thank you to everyone who came out to support the show #laughandlearn
@BlushBluDenver

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Keys are disgusting which is why they are the perfect chew toy for a baby.

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If you think it's funny to talk shit about Baron Trump who is 10 years old then you are an asshole!
#mamabear
#justdont

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As we say goodbye to 2016 may we also PLEASE say goodbye to the word, adulting?
#stopit
#adulting

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I would get pregnant right now if it meant I could avoid cleaning the litter box for 40 weeks!
#worstjobever
#icantgetpregnant

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Friend: Debbie you do know alcohol is a depressant. Me: Yes but you know what else is a depressant? DEPRESSION!

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I have a pan full of gluten free chocolate almond brownies AND a fresh cup of hot coffee. I think we all know what is about to happen.

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Christmas cactus at Costco. Huge, gorgeous and at a great price. If the word Christmas offends you then just call it a cactus.

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Sitting at Costco and just watched a guy eat not 1, not 2, but 3 HOTDOGS! It was amazing.
#prepforthecontest
#dudecaneat
#mybellyhurts

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Colorado peeps, it would be super helpful if you would, RIGHT NOW, mark yourself 'safe' from the impending snow storm.
#worried
#justdon't

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LOST: Critical thinking skills. If found please return to nearly everyone in the United States!
#checkyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself

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Broncos are playing so heading to Costco to eat some samples and watch some kick ass nature shows on their fancy televisions!
#lifeisgood

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Mike Pence makes Donald Trump look like a bra burning anti shaving liberal lesbian. Pray nothing happens to DT during the next 4 years
#shit