Oluwalofunmike

Everything good will come✨. Chemist🧪.
Data 👩🏾‍💻

[NIC LION ! @nicole_adehi]

Year of call :
1987
2017
2026
ADEHI.

[Fólúwa @foluwa_og]

My mother is in Abuja for my call to bar.
It’s only her second time being in this city.

Her first time was about 25 years ago — for my Dad’s call to bar.

Such a full circle moment.❤️

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.

[Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki @Penprince_]

After 6 men including the Chowdeck rider that fractured my spine, claiming to be sent by @chowdeck, showed up at my home looking for me, threatening shooting, I and the other victim @PurityAddereth have been summoned by the @PoliceNG on a petition written AGAINST US for conspiracy, CYBERSTALKING, and threat to life. In relation to the @chowdeck rider accident. When I took their invite to the police station at Area F where it was already being handled, because I reported all this when it happened, their representative admitted the petition was filed by the company. Listen to this again. Six aggressive men including the Chowdeck rider who fractured my spine came to my house, threatening shooting. I am the one now being petitioned for threat to life under the cybercrime act. The men who came to my house to threaten us said they came to inquire about their motorcycle which is being held by Chowdeck on request of the police. But they came to my house because apparently Chowdeck told them it was because of me the bike was being detained and they should come to me. I have a recording of the rider admitting this.
Chowdeck says they didn't send him to come to my house and threaten me. Or even come to my house. But they did say that the bike was being held because I had a case with them. And that until I dropped the case against them, note. Not that until the case was resolved, but until I dropped the case, the bike couldn't be released. This kind of language puts the onus on me. It blames me. Puts a target on my back and makes me the subject of the bike man's ire. Which in turn led to them coming to my home.
Imagine recovering from a spinal fracture. Then all of a sudden you hear the person who fractured your spine, almost killed you is at your home. It's alarming at the least. And not just there, but there with five other people, making a half dozen overall, threatening to shoot the security person at the compound, accusing them of hiding me. I wasn't at home at the time btw. I was recuperating somewhere else. But imagine if I was. My security guy said they looked like they were there to do me harm or fight. That the one that threatened shooting was an agbero he had seen around in a bus stop close by. The rider spoke to me on the phone, and I explained to them the motorcycle wasn't with me, it was with Chowdeck. And it wasn't because of me it was being held. It was because Chowdeck had a case to answer. They were asked to leave by other occupants of the compound and they refused.
If you fracture my spine, give me nothing after, for my care, I shouldn't be the one being hassled to make it go away to clear up the baggage. The onus should be on you to clean this up asap, to do that. And they hadnt. Instead they were using language that made me the aggressor. And now accusing us their victims of cyber bullying and threat to life?
I have been caring for myself to the tune of millions weekly. I had a caregiver to do everything for me, even bath me, because I couldn't bend down, carry anything. Still can't do a lot now, months after. You haven't given me a penny for my care since, but you are telling people their bike is held down because of me. And at this time, they were trying to get me to accept the vastly inadequate settlement they were offering and sign the nda their lawyers @OlaniwunAjayiLP were trying to get me to sign. I had people invade my home to threaten shooting, violate the sanctity of my safe space where I should be healing. They have also been disclosing information of the negotiation to parties who should not have those info. Telling the rider and his folks inflated demands to make me look bad. They told these people that came to my home we were asking for a hundred million naira. At a time when we had agreed to accept 10 and the only thing holding this up was the NDA. All this makes is very unsafe, here at our home and neighborhood.

@NigBarAssoc

[Chief. @BadmanSophss]

Seeing all these women with masters degree(s) is making me feel left out.
I’m craving masters

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Good morning. Monaco level of wealth isn’t going to come from your investment app. Go out there and build cool shit. It’s a Monday morning

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

✅ Costal Highway awarded to his ally’s company

✅ NELFUND loan for students who can previously pay their fees without loan.

✅ introduction of a new tax law and unveiling a new IRS ultra modern building for tax collection

✅ Eliminated regional bias in insecurity, both the north south now face the same insecurity issues!

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

Ehn oshamo no dulling no sleeping new week new blessing anybody wey pray for your downfall nain go fall more money more blessing more cash out more big bag loke loke lola kun faya kun! Shall never kpeme shall never lack!

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

You can literally just be existing and next thing, your period will come.

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

So many pretty things to buy. Is it until I rob?

[Oluwalofunmike @Debbs_O_]

@UGjafar @wendylarlar it's real o, see this

[Oluwalofunmike @Debbs_O_]

@wendylarlar @_apex_divine Hian😂 some people really did that?

[Engr. Timi @teemee_lehin]

If I am to google what carbonara is while reading a book, they should google akara.

Idk why we have to hand hold anybody in fiction.

[:La belle: @tosyn__]

😂first week of talking stage

[Anicky🎀 @anickytwts]

happy birthday to me

no be say today na my birthday oo but na my life and i fit decide anything.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You barely talk? - na me

I don't know you can talk like this - na still me

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

She wrote the name at the beginning of the video, she played a yoruba song. Praised its sweetness. Why do you guys always like to nitpick and find fault in everything?

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

They won’t criticize this useless government. Their only focus is “defending Yoruba culture”….as if they are more Yoruba than the rest of us.

Doing tribalism in your 20s. what a waste.