Brown🤎

VA/CSR || Book lover📚|| Learning everyday

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

There’s a certain kind of wickedness you can only see in the Nigerian judiciary

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Tinubu out of Aso rock!

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Fixed

[smv @slimvnsn]

My son is 3. He has a best friend named Marcus from daycare. Marcus's dad and I nod at each other during pickup. That's our whole relationship.

Last Wednesday he texts me: "Marcus won't stop asking about Eli. Saturday work?"

I say sure.

He picks Eli up at 10. By 11 I'm on the couch. Not doing anything. Just. Sitting. I didn't know I missed sitting.

Noon I eat a full meal. Hot. At the table. No one grabbed anything off my plate.

2pm my wife asks what I want to do. I didn't have an answer. I forgot I got to have one.

Marcus's dad texts at 5: "They're good. Eating now."

Cool. Great. Perfect.

7:45 he calls. "Marcus is losing his mind about Eli leaving. Sleepover?"

I said yes so fast I scared myself.

Drove home. Stopped for gas I didn't need. Just stood outside in the parking lot for a minute.

Went inside. Told my wife.

She had already opened a bottle of wine.

We watched two full movies. Nobody woke us up at 6am. I laid in bed until 8:47 just because I could.

Marcus's dad drops Eli off Sunday. Eli walks in, looks at me once, and goes straight to his toys.

Didn't ask where I'd been. Didn't care.

Bro same.

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

But still do nothing when they see me struggling using a taxi when my peers are driving their own cars 🚮

[Brown🤎 @Debbszn22]

@olajumokeokenla @Wizarab10 😂

[Nans @nansbello]

“I would kill my son if he was gay” is also joining the crowd to say abortion is bad😭

[Vino @15x0xx]

My sister’s pregnancy announcement just exposed everyone’s true colors in the family group chat 😭lmao

[Brown🤎 @Debbszn22]

@onlypeluayo Guy!
wtf do you mean “I know you are in there”😭😭😭
Does he look like he is in there😭

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I just want to know our breaking point

Azin.. Let’s negotiate it as a people

Shey until fuel reach 4k per liter ?

I just wan know

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

It’s 23 days since Borno kids were kidnapped
It’s 23 days since Borno kids were kidnapped
It’s 23 days since Borno kids were kidnapped
It’s 23 days since Borno kids were kidnapped
It’s 23 days since Borno kids were kidnapped

WHY ARE THE CHILDREN STILL IN CAPTIVITY?

[koke.n @koke_nkwe]

Teach yourself to not borrow money

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

4 men requested an uber van last night. A woman came to pick them up, during the trip they started telling her that they were horny. She drove to Randburg police station instead of their destination.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"

[Brown🤎 @Debbszn22]

@PenTitan 😭

[Brown🤎 @Debbszn22]

One of the series I gave up watching cause wtf

[Noor✨ @Tejumola__]

Yeah. No. I’m no longer watching The Handmaid’s Tale.

Jesus. God forbid.

[Brown🤎 @Debbszn22]

@Reformed_TIMMY If you like shine your anus. By the time you wife wants to abort, be grateful if she even tells you about it.

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

i have no problems with working as long as i have money to spend
i’ll bust my ass if it means i can afford anything i want in life

[Rema Boy @fw_rema]

We shouldn’t let this turn into old news, the children are still not home. please repost God abeg 🙏

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. you don’t even have to do all that lying.