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Federal contractors: Want to test automated SAM and certification monitoring with zero risk?

Free beta available for one entity — full alert schedule included.

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#GovCon #SAMRenewal #ComplianceTools

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Pro tip most contractors still miss:

Start your SAM renewal 60–90 days early. Data mismatches and validation delays are common and can push you past the deadline.

Want automated alerts so you don’t have to remember?

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#GovCon #SAMgov #FederalContracting #Compliance

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever set a calendar reminder for SAM renewal… and then completely forgot about it 11 months later.

That’s exactly why we built escalating alerts that start 90 days out.

Free beta (no card required): https://t.co/d233uX6lbn

#GovCon #SAMgov #SmallBusiness #Compliance

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Pro tip most contractors still miss:

Start your SAM renewal 60–90 days early. Data mismatches and validation delays are common and can push you past the deadline.

Want automated alerts so you don’t have to remember?

Free beta → https://t.co/d233uX6lbn

#GovCon #SAMgov #FederalContracting #Compliance

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Quick question for govcon teams:

When does your https://t.co/DUoCAOgUgB registration *actually* expire?

If you had to look it up right now… how confident are you that you won’t miss the window?

Renewals take weeks. No grace period.

Get 90-day alerts instead.

Join free beta: https://t.co/d233uX6T0V

#GovCon #SAMgov #FederalContracting #GovernmentContracting

[Debo @Debocomedy]

87% of federal contractors hit major issues during SAM renewal.

For many that means missed deadlines, inactive status, and suddenly no new awards or payments.

Don’t be part of the statistic.

RenewalShield monitors your https://t.co/DUoCAOgmr3 + every certification and starts escalating alerts 90 days out.

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#GovCon #SAMgov #FederalContracting #GovernmentContracting #SmallBusiness

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Stop relying on spreadsheets to track SAM and certification expirations.

RenewalShield delivers:
• Real-time monitoring of https://t.co/DUoCAOgUgB + unlimited certifications
• Escalating alerts from 90 days down to 1 day
• A clear renewal runway dashboard
• Support for multiple entities (Growth plan)

One missed renewal can cost far more than the service.

Start free beta: https://t.co/otJhLw5yMl

[Debo @Debocomedy]

An expired https://t.co/DUoCAOgmr3 registration can kill contract awards and payments overnight.

No grace period. Renewals can take weeks. Many teams still track this in spreadsheets that fail silently.

RenewalShield watches your SAM registration and every certification you hold. It sends escalating alerts starting 90 days out so you always have a runway.

Free beta available → https://t.co/otJhLw50WN

#GovCon #SAMgov #FederalContracting #Compliance

[Debo @Debocomedy]

The Voynich Manuscript remains one of history’s most enduring linguistic mysteries.
QuireLab is a free, browser-based Manuscript Analytics Workbench for quantitative analysis of the Voynich (Zandbergen–Landini EVA transliteration) and any text you paste.
Compare statistical properties against known-language baselines (English, Latin, German, Italian) using:
• Type-Token Ratio
• H1 and H2 conditional entropy
• Zipf α and rank-frequency plots
• Word-length distributions
• Top words and character frequencies
All computations run client-side with interactive visualizations. No uploads. No accounts. Instant results.
Explore the data: https://t.co/j0AWhfvYmi
#Voynich #Linguistics #DataViz #Stylometry #ManuscriptAnalysis

[Debo @Debocomedy]

#OpeningDay with Skenes on the mound and the season just kicking off, but my brain is already in full gremlin mode:
“what if I picked up that snow globe in the quiet study, shook it hard like a maraca, and hurled it across the room while the other guy watched in complete horror?”
Situation 8 from Volume 1 — now in video form.
The rest of the book is even darker.
https://t.co/asALvWV8aY
#OpeningDay #Skenes #GranHermano #CORTIS

[Debo @Debocomedy]

“what if I reached into the live lobster tank at a fancy restaurant, grabbed two massive ones, hoisted them high while water exploded everywhere, and watched the maître d’ have a complete meltdown?”
Situation 6 from Volume 1 — now in video form.
The rest of the book is even darker.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq
#OpeningDay #Skenes #Druski #Mets

[Debo @Debocomedy]

#OpeningDay chaos with the Yankees, Giants, Brewers, and Phillies all starting the season and my first intrusive thought wasn’t about baseball — it was:
“what if I burned every perfect bracket, bet my entire rent and savings on the worst 16-seed possible, and finally let my whole life collapse in front of everyone while smiling calmly?”
Volume 1 is full of thoughts like that when the gremlin takes the wheel.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

#OpeningDay and Paul Skenes is dealing while my brain quietly whispers:
“what if I stood up at my best friend’s wedding as best man, tapped the mic, and calmly confessed I slept with the bride last night in the bridal suite… then sat back down and took a slow sip of my drink like nothing happened?”
Volume 1 is 100 situations exactly like that gremlin energy.
https://t.co/asALvWV8aY

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Druski on Kimmel talking about becoming a hero to millions online and my brain instantly offered its own unhinged contribution:
“what if I stood up at my best friend’s wedding as best man, tapped the mic, and casually confessed I slept with the bride last night in the bridal suite… then sat back down and took a calm sip of my drink?”
Volume 1 is 100 situations exactly like that gremlin energy.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

#OpeningDay at Oracle Park and Logan Webb is on the mound while my brain calmly whispers the same thing it always does during big moments:
“what if I stood up at my best friend’s wedding as best man, tapped the mic, and casually confessed I slept with the bride last night in the bridal suite… then sat back down and took a calm sip of my drink?”
Volume 1 is 100 situations exactly like that gremlin energy.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Trump lifting hopes for winding down the Iran situation and my brain immediately whispered:
“what if I just hit reply-all on the group chat with the most unhinged political intrusive thought and watch the entire timeline burn?”
Volume 1 is 100 situations exactly like that gremlin energy when the news gets too real.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Everyone talking Trump and Iran negotiations and my first thought wasn’t “hope for peace” — it was “what if I let the void take over and finally say the one political opinion that would get me canceled by both sides at once?”
Volume 1 is the book for people whose brains do this unprompted.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

AI now doing personalized sports predictions and my intrusive thought was instant:
“what if I let the AI run my entire March Madness bracket… lose every bet… and finally let the robot version of me ruin my life while I watch?”
Volume 1 has 100 thoughts worse than that.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

Everyone panicking about AI taking over everything and my brain immediately said:
“what if I let the AI control my life for a week and just sit back while it makes every terrible decision I’ve been too scared to make?”
Volume 1 is the official manual for thoughts like this.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq

[Debo @Debocomedy]

All the Chappell Roan fan/security incidents trending and my dark gremlin thought was crystal clear:
“what if I slid into her security’s DMs claiming I’m her long-lost cousin from Missouri just to watch the world burn in real time?”
This book is that energy.
https://t.co/asALvWUAlq