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I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn't have anal sex with opera singers.

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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.

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In order to improve the mind, we ought to learn less and contemplate more. Descartes

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To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. Bertrand Russell

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Don't ask what keeps me up at night unless you're prepared for my answer to keep you up at night.

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Don't you hate it when people steal your ideas before you think of them!

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I bet God�s email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes.

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tired has become part of my personality tbh

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Dad joined Facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . .`welcome to Facebook

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Let's hang out and ignore each other while we text the people we really want to hang out with.

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Heart Touching Friendship. You Wont Believe This Lion is Real! - https://t.co/wA1niOdrNi

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I can't wait for the day of the Mayan calendar end of the world. I'll be making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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Dear crush, fall in love with me please.

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Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

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WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."

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I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions

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The world's just a big Comedy Sitcom and God is sitting on his couch just watching and laughing his ass off.

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Forgot to do yoga yesterday. That makes it 6 years in row now.

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Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, "I love you." Then run, because that is not going to help.