@BBCMOTD Since when has football become like baseball? Can’t wait to catch a ball at Ashton United next season and try to get out of the ground with it.
#worldcup#itv record the games to watch in the morning and find you have to wade through 10 minutes of adverts- I’m not going to buy a Nissan Qashqai now.
@jonmikesav8 Darren ‘Fletch’ Fletcher- rambling stat merchant and name dropper extraordinaire. Thinks he’s a master tactician & knows more about the game than the ex pros. Twat!
@jslovechild@keith_giles There was a knack to ripping up telephone directories. It didn’t go down too well at home when I tried it before the new one had arrived…
@TavernFootball ‘Fletch’ exists in a parallel universe where he believes he had a spectacular playing career, was the centre of all dressing room banter and thus tries to chum up with all the ex pros as though he was one of them. ‘Coisty’ gets sucked into this too easily.