Stuart Dyson 🔰

Grumpy old git annoyed by anything and everything

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A lion can loose his teeth but never his hunger

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VA Arse! Stonewall penalty. Not given even after review. #FRASEN #worldcup

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@jslovechild Nile Hydrangea

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@jslovechild Beware of lava hot cheese

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@talkSPORT Gobby proving he’s useless

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🎼🎶The Belgian scoring genius🎶 #belegy

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@CansAndBansV12 Eddie Howe, if you’re extending it to managers.

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@SFWsalesgirl @elonmusk You’re a fucking ill informed idiot

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@BBCMOTD Since when has football become like baseball? Can’t wait to catch a ball at Ashton United next season and try to get out of the ground with it.

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#worldcup #itv record the games to watch in the morning and find you have to wade through 10 minutes of adverts- I’m not going to buy a Nissan Qashqai now.

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@primarily_prog Greenslade, Bedside Manners, Spyglass Guest. 3 really great albums. Sad news.

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@jslovechild Fabian Brandy

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@jonmikesav8 Darren ‘Fletch’ Fletcher- rambling stat merchant and name dropper extraordinaire. Thinks he’s a master tactician & knows more about the game than the ex pros. Twat!

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@jslovechild @keith_giles Extra muscle power didn’t ability to jump higher than Argentinian dwarfs.

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@jslovechild @keith_giles No. I even struggled to get the Bullworker out of the box

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@jillwebb2005 Blue Monday - New Order
Cath - Bluebells
Chance - Big Country
This Charming Man - Smiths

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@Tru_Powell

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@jslovechild @keith_giles There was a knack to ripping up telephone directories. It didn’t go down too well at home when I tried it before the new one had arrived…

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Jesse Malin - Manchester
Phenomenal!

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@TavernFootball ‘Fletch’ exists in a parallel universe where he believes he had a spectacular playing career, was the centre of all dressing room banter and thus tries to chum up with all the ex pros as though he was one of them. ‘Coisty’ gets sucked into this too easily.