Deb

Titan of industry

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

Me sitting at trivia night with six Alexas disguised in wigs and mustache glasses: Mamas getting free drinks tonight.

[pnorm @paleonormie]

we need nuclear energy that is too cheap to meter so that we can start building mansard roofs and single glazed multipane windows again

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

Like a moth to a flame-broiled burger

[James Arnolds @arnolds_ja42039]

The greatest atrocity of the 21st century made even worse by the fact that intelligent and informed people justified it, lied about and pretended it was all so confusing.

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

My friends on Find My are celebrities and I am the tabloids !!!!

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

@itsmichelleli Don’t say that so loud!!!

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

I started living at my brothers during this endless house project so most days Im hanging out w my 3 yr old niece Evelyn

My brother: Evelyn can you hand that to Rachael so she can put it away?

Evelyn: *looking at me while whispering across the room* I know your real name now

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

@Brandochard B**** she will not stop compelling me to turn on Bluey

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

Demon lore vibes ✨

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

I’ve been trying to embrace the idea that everything will be ok and that thought is wrong but very resilient

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

@itsmichelleli Immediate “well I never liked you anyway” reply back

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

Lots of talk about a Harris/Count Orlok ticket. Smart move. A moderate from the swing state of Transylvania. Could be difficult with the Wisborg vote though.

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

@ShaunakIsCool do u think they <3 palm sunday ?

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

I’ve met with 20+ contractors in the last month bc of a nightmare house issue. Unbelievable amount of handshaking. At least three per interaction. New strategy is a nice flaccid hand on the initial to indicate this is not a handshake buffet. Will continue to refine technique.

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

@BigBoiHanson Every bid is coming in at 100k

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

scientist writing the first law of thermodynamics: New babies don’t make the earth heavier

2nd scientist: Hey bud let me give it a try.

“Energy can change forms but it can’t be created or destroyed”

1st scientist: I’m fucking your wife

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

💜

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

So everyone stops asking…Yes I got in early and invested wisely and now I have 1 million crypto and live very comfortably

[Deb @Debwritestweets]

Sitting in a beanbag that work added to make the office more fun. I hope I get lice