I always lie about my job to people who don't need to know if they ever asked when making small talk, I'd say I'm a ballistic nuclear missile engineer. Now a load of wars have broke out I say I'm a florist instead. I'm actually a paramedic
Dad’s not been the match in years.
Took him tonight and what a fuckin night to pick.
Pair of us over the moon, Everton you are different gravy and goodison, you have my heart and soul.
Nothing but the best is good enough.
UTFT! 💙💙💙